08-21-2008
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| | | Sports Legends' penis sizes (collected from the 'net) INTRODUCTION / DISCLAIMER
Not sure I want to do this because I know how people can be sometimes. Not looking to get into any debates with anyone (although if you want to debate the accuracy amongst yourselves, have at it). Hopefully some of you will be able to personally add / confirm / refute some of these. But since I have it and have enjoyed reading it I thought I'd share--
I have collected some reports on various baseball, football, tennis and NBA jocks' penis sizes from the internet from people who have supposedly seen these guys naked -- locker room attendants, sportswriters, team employees, etc. I'm not saying these are true or not -- you can judge for yourself. I for one am suspicious that all the reports from agents say the guy is hung!! Sounds like pure promotion to me.....
I should also classify these as "rumors" so I can't get sued (some attorney out there will argue with that, but hell -- you people just like to argue! LOL) because some are reports from people claiming to have slept with some of these guys.
Remember when you see the word "I" in these reports, that isn't referring to me. It's referring to the orginal writer. (Spelling/grammar errors aren't mine either!) Various sources, none appearing to be copywrited.
It's a lot of material so it will take several postings to get it all in (as it were).  They are sorted by the sport the player is involved in, and sometimes sub-sorted by team or team and year. CONTINUED ON NEXT POST, WHICH WILL START WITH BASEBALL PLAYERS | | | |
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08-21-2008
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| | | (See disclaimers in previous post) BASEBALL PLAYERS, PART 1 This first-hand sighting is from an apprentice reporter for the 2001 Yankees in NYC Dated February 09, 2003. He was in the lockerroom sitting on the bench next to Derek Jeter and eye level with his huge bulge, satdown in uniform pants, zipper wide open, Thin treasure trail, trimmed pubes,smooth larger than average balls, nice pink mushroom head 6"cock. From a sportswriter in the Atlanta area: Derek Jeter - "Great Ass!" Mike Piazza - great body, hairy chest, ass, and legs. Keeps pubes trimmed close, dick about 5" SOFT. Jeff Bagwell - shaves chest and arms. Somewhat thick trail from mid belly down to a gorgeous red bush(not bright red, but deep red cock is about 6 soft, with a big bulbous head. Craig Biggio - sexy little fucker, saw his dick once hard as he came out of the shower. Look pretty long on him, but was probably only about 7". I think he shaves upper body, but is pretty hairy waist down. Andy Pettitte - was a god. Great pecs, dark black hair between them, thick trail dissected his six pack abs down to an incredibly thick bush. Balls to hairy you could hardly see them. Soft dick was about 4". Great hairy muscular thighs and legs. Probably one of the most beautiful men i have had the privalege of seeing. Shea Hildebrand - very big, thick and bright pink cut member. That guy not only has a great package, but he has the most increditable ass! Pedro - HUGE!!!! very long and thick dark member. Definately uncut too. A SPECIAL THANKS TO THE ORIGINAL POSTERS FOR THIS INFORMATION. Thanks to inezsson for the info on Mark McGwire and JD Drew. Mark McGwire - HUGE. Great sack of tators as well. JD Drew - very nice flacid cock 7 inches, must be huge when hard--WONDERFUL ASS!! Here's some information about some Cardinals from the indicated sources: Chris Carpenter – BIG – sports agent Jason Marquis – a bit above average - sportswriter Matt Morris – big – 2 sportswriters both said the same thing Mark Mulder – well hung – sports agent; locker room attendant Huge – sports industry emploee Jeff Suppan – very hung – sports industry employee OK – sports agent 7", thick as a beercan – sportswriter Einar Diaz – average – locker room attendant David Eckstein – huge – sports agent Biggest on Angels in 2004 - sportswriter Mark Grudzielanek - Nice sized dick, 3 soft – college baseball player who was in some major league locker rooms Above average; hot in every way – sportswriter Albert Pujols - Bet 8" hard & uncut; about 5" soft, not as thick as Rolen – sportswriter Uncut, would guess 8" hard – locker room attendant Big, uncut – team employee Roger Cedeno - not real big, pretty average, I think – locker room attendant Average – locker room visitor John Mabry - average – sports media employee Larry Walker - is all ball sac not that much cock – locker room attendant Small – sports industry employee Reggie Sanders - is incredibly hung by the way, one of the biggest in baseball, chiseled too. I don't usually like black guys but he is insanely hot. - sportswriter Monstrously huge – sports industry employee Scott Rolen - Big; 6 soft - college baseball player who was in some major league locker rooms 5" soft, pretty thick, big mushroom head – sportswriter Nice size, but not as big as Pujols – locker room attendant CONTINUED ON NEXT POST, MORE BASEBALL PLAYERS | | | |
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08-21-2008
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| | | (See disclaimers in first post) BASEBALL PLAYERS, PART 2 Here are some comments about some teammates and opposing players from a former New York Yankee: Oscar Gamble - biggest cock I have ever seen Dave Winfield - footlong Ron Guidry - nice cock Lindy McDaniel - pretty big one Wes Parker - average Johnny Bench - average HUNG: Mike Kekich, Tippy Martinez, Doc Medich, Fritz Peterson, Mel Stottlemyre, Rick Dempsey, Elliot Maddox, Steve Kline AVERAGE HUNG: Roy White, Stan Bahnsen NOT Hung: Chris Chambliss, Bobby Murcer, Lou Pinella Here is some info about some 2004 Yankees from the indicated sources: Kevin Brown - Biggest baseball cock; beyond huge - a sports cameraman; several locker room attendants echoed the sentiments that Brown is very hung Mike Mussina - I'd say his nick "Moose" fits him well - a sportswriter; others also echoed that Mussina is well hung Alex Rodriguez - A-Rod is pretty well hung, 4-5" soft and low hangers - a clubhouse attendant Jorge Posada - Jorge Posada sat around naked and has the bushiest pubes I've ever seen. He looked uncut and is every bit as big - if not bigger than A-Rod - a clubhouse attendant Gary Sheffield - hung - a former NBC sports employee Orlando "el Duque" Hernandez - packs a very impressive long and thick tool, even when soft. He's got no hang ups and strust around the locker totally naked, a proud Latin man, I suppose - a clubhouse attendant; almost as big as Bernie - a trainer Hideki Matsui - really little - a clubhouse attendant Ruben Sierra - HUGE - a baseball scout John Olerud - Olerud's is pretty much like his build, long and skinny, and he's pretty shy about showing it - a clubhouse attendant Tony Clark - very big - a clubhouse attendant Tom Gordon - hung - a team employee Paul Quantrill - a bit above average - a clubhouse attendant Jon Lieber - not too much more than average - a sportswriter Mariano Rivera - isn't packing much - a clubhouse attendant Steve Karsay [he didn't play much in 2004, but he deserves mention] -Monster - a triple A minor leaguer Derek Jeter - see the thread on the 5 biggest sports cocks Bernie Williams - see the list of the most hung baseball players by team About Nine months ago on the Yahoo Baseball_jocks group I am a part of there was a post from somebody who claimed to have seen a bunch of both current and former players naked in the lockerroom. He was kind enough to point out a few of the bigger ones and their status. Having recently discovered this board, I thought I'd share: Jim Thome, Uncut Kevin Elster, Cut Mickey Tettleton, Uncut Steve Sax, thick and floppy Uncut Troy Percival, Cut Dennis Springer, Cut Scott Erickson, Cut Rex Hudler, Uncut with a long overhang and a lot of skin. Tino Martinez, Cut Edgar Martinez, Uncut Chuck Finley, Cut with a big Mushroom head CONTINUED ON NEXT POSTING | | | |
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08-21-2008
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| | | (See disclaimers in first post) BASEBALL PLAYERS, PART 3 There are 2 baseball players known to be bigger than John Rocker. One is current, Jim Thome, & the other is recently retired, Charles Nagy. JIM THOME Thome is legendary for his size. One of his many nicknames is the Anaconda. Here are some comments from locker room attendants, sportswriters & scouts about Thome: --- 7" to 8" soft as seen in the Indians' shower --- f**king huge --- Biggest ever, definitely; long & thick --- Absolutely huge, caught myself staring. Thick from head to base. His cock looks like a baby's arm hanging there --- Biggest ever seen --- Most baseball players know about Thome's huge size – he is legendary, even among straight players --- Bigger than Rocker --- Jim Thome hits a ton and there's an inhuman amount of real estate stuffed into his uniform trousers --- Ever see the Indians Jim Thome? His wife says he has a thirteen inch python. I believe her. CHARLES NAGY Here are some comments from locker room attendants, from guys lucky enough to see horsehung Nagy in the locker room and some online posts. --- Check out Charles Nagy #41 pitcher for the Cleveland Indians. His tool is legendary. I heard that the Indians had to get a special jock strap made for him so that he could pitch straight. Rumors have it that it's 8 thick inches soft and uncut with a beautiful set of shakers backing it up. --- I always heard that the pitcher for the Cleveland Indians, Nagy #41, was blessed with a very large dick and that it was a constant source of clowning around for the players to make comments about it, almost to the embarrassment of the poor guy, but I bet he didn't suffer too much from it and its probably a foregone conclusion that his wife didn't suffer either. --- Charles Nagy of the Cleveland Indians is HUNG and is the rib of alot of clowning around, he is a good humored type of guy and why not, with that kind of meat he can afford to be. I heard a story about him being at a bar with his team mates and one of them put 10 quarters on the bar in a row and that Charley put his dick down next to them and still had room for two more quarters, and that story is all around the baseball world. He also has a good looking behind. I heard that he is married and a father and very straight. But everyone has a weak spot. And I sure wish that his was me. --- I heard all the chatter about the size of Charles Nagy's cock, so I made it a point to see that marvel for myself. I got lucky, I was in the Great Northern Shopping Center in one of Cleveland's outer suburbs and I used the restroom at a restaurant nearby and much to my delight I saw the man shaking if after he took a leak, and yes it is enormous. --- Yes, he is incredibly hung --- Slightly smaller than Thome --- Incredibly long --- Very sizable --- Very hung; sometimes is half hard in the locker room --- During a locker room tour, I saw Nagy in the Cleveland locker room as he was coming out of the whirlpool. Six (6)" soft. As big as I have ever seen. His cock drapes down over his balls. CONTINUED ON NEXT POST, FOOTBALL PLAYERS (It's going to take me a while to post all these. When I paste in the text, I lose all formatting so I have to go back in and insert line breaks so it's readable, otherwise it's one big block of text. That takes a lot of time so maybe I'll do one post a day unless someone can tell me a better way so the line returns come along with it?) | | | |
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08-22-2008
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| | | Pity they're all people we've never heard of over here in UK.
Anyone have this kind of info for international stars | | | |
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08-22-2008
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| | | Barry Bonds mistress was on the howard stern show a few months back. She said he was hung like the average white man ... | | | |
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08-22-2008
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| | | Sounds like those posts in the Yahoo sports groups.....all rumors from people supposedly that work there etc......NOTHING to back up any claim. | | | |
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08-22-2008
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Originally Posted by HellsKitchenmanNYC Sounds like those posts in the Yahoo sports groups.....all rumors from people supposedly that work there etc......NOTHING to back up any claim. | Correct. Hence the disclaimer.
As with most celebrity sightings there is rarely any "proof" but it's still usually a popular topic.
No big deal. I won't post the rest of them if there isn't any interest. | | | |
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08-22-2008
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| | | I've been in a few lockerrooms - college and professional - and I've seen some huge dicks and some tiny ones, but without a camera you never have proof. However, this post seems very reasonable based on what I've seen myself. I'd be interested in the football players in particular. | | | |
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08-22-2008
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| | | Love your avatar, BigDallas...I've always thought that pic was hot, especially the guy on the left.
Woof! | | | |
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08-22-2008
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Originally Posted by OtterJoq Love your avatar, BigDallas...I've always thought that pic was hot, especially the guy on the left.
Woof! | Thanks, Man. He's my favorite too. Verrrry biteable butt. | | | |
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08-22-2008
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Originally Posted by nicedaddy36 I've been in a few lockerrooms - college and professional - and I've seen some huge dicks and some tiny ones, but without a camera you never have proof. However, this post seems very reasonable based on what I've seen myself. I'd be interested in the football players in particular. | Here you go........ FOOTBALL PLAYERS, PART ONE From BulgeReport.com, the low-down on some of your faves from the National Football League. The following comes from a sports broadcasting production assistant: Eric Crouch - nice, long, thick jock dick; incredible body ripped, nice guns, hot black bush Scott Frost - body to die for; cock average at best - 2" to 3" soft; nice sized nuts Grant Wistrom - cock like Frost, small to average Tracy Wistrom - looked quite a bit bigger soft than his brother Grant Joel Mackovicka - hung huge, more than 6" soft easily; big nuts; hot blond bush; love showing it off Jeff Mackovicka - incredible body; blond bush; rock hard abs; about 3" soft Kyle Vandenbosch - average to a little above average dick; hairy bush & ass Kurt Warner - average cock; hairy everywhere - ass, chest Mark Bulger - small Ricky Proehl - pretty small - 3" soft, maybe Adam Archuleta - hung real nice Dane Looker - hot pubes; average dick; smooth Patrick Kearney - huge, hung way down Keith Browning - average Ed McCaffrey - hung huge Kevin Kasper - small, totally shaved David Carr - pretty nice, 5" soft Joey Harrington - hung like Scott Frost; keeps it covered Mike McMahan - average David Sloan - average Mark Simoneau - huge dick; small nuts; great ass Mike Vrable - incredible body; nice cock - 5" soft Tom Brady - not a great body; average cock Peyton Manning - long & thin dick, looked weird Drew Brees - one of the smallest seen (along with Grant Wistrom & Scott Frost) Jake Delahomme - hung real nice Randy Fasani - hung real nice Dan Morgan - small Rob Johnson - average Brad Johnson - average John Lynch - small; teammates teased him Christian Peters - tiny Tony Gonzalez - nice size; low hangers Trent Green - nice size Brett Favre - fucking horsecock Mike Alstott - beercan, long & thick | | | |
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08-22-2008
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| | | This is fun! Excellent thread. Got anything on tennis players, swimmers or AFL players? | | | |
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08-22-2008
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Originally Posted by LivingHell This is fun! Excellent thread. Got anything on tennis players, swimmers or AFL players? | Thanks. Definitely have stuff on tennis players for you. I was actually surprised at much there is out there on them. I'll post that after I finish up with the football players.
Hopefully someone else has info on swimmers, rugby guys, and soccer. | | | |
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