What Are the WORST Misconceptions You get From Porn

before I start, i think porn provides a fantasy world, where we can live out our sexual desires, but for people who start watching porn from a very young age, they can have many misconceptions

1. All women have to be thin and supple

2. All men have to have very little pubic/chest hair

3. The perfect woman/man is a toned one

4. Sex has to last for a loooooooong time

5. The missionary position is boring

6. Anal sex requires no preparation, and the receiving partner is always ready to take it

7. Being upside down, with fingers and cocks being shoved in every hole is how sex normally goes.

8. Kissing and general foreplay is not required

9. You must always cum on your partner's face. It's boring to come inside the vagina/ass.

10. Rough sex is the way sex is meant to be

11. You get up and leave your partner once you are done. There's no need for cuddling, laying together.

12. Nothing shorter than 6" is enough for sex. Ever.

Add to the list people!

That a person finds it erotic to lick and suck a penis that has just been up their (or even another's) ass.

Ass to mouth was the final straw for me.

I don't watch mainstream porn that contains it.

Amateur (real) porn is so much better cuz it doesn't happen.

Cuz guess what? In real life, it don't happen (generally).

I think the worst is the boobs. Growing up I thought all girls had near perfect boobs, but when you start taking shirts off in high school in driveway make out sessions you realize very few girls have anything close to those perfect, lovely tits. And how hot she is does not predict how nice her tits look. Looking at porn I knew the boobs were often fake, that most girls are not shaved like that, etc, but I did not really understand what the common boob looks like, and for years I just thought the girls i was with were just below avg in the department.

Of course when you do have a girl with model tits its a huge treat ;-)

Its boring (insert yawn) fake and plastic and lacks passion.

i get from porn that all women want to unzip your pants and fuck you RIGHT NOW!!!
wrong. but in porn its a turn-on. you also dont see any fat people...unless you like that fetish. there are plenty of fat people in the world having sex. so porn is very misleading.....esp. to the young males.

That porn is necessary in general. I learned the world of imagination is a bit better than porn. Easier to explore, but porn creates so many misconceptions it is amazing too many to list but I will try:

-- Orgasm must occur mutually
-- Women can be treated like objects
-- Sex is capable of being just a casual encounter
-- The act is selfish
-- Women like whatever a guy does to them
-- Men are expected to be in total control
-- Men must always last forever
-- Body image is more important than intimacy
-- Large penis = wonderful sex life
-- Men are supposed to ejaculate buckets of cum

Those just to name a few.

unless you're the male actor in commercial straight porn.

Indeed women are always guaranteed 100% fat free...except where it counts.

That every delivery boy wants to feel me up and get fucked hard.

I have never seen a porn starlet wearing Manolo's... Porn stars and strippers... always the cheapest shoes they can find.

PS-
People never have sex in a position where you can't see the penetration.

Don't forget:

• Couples like to stop fucking every 60 seconds to change positions.
• Women like having thier tits & nipples tugged & roughed up.
• Women like being called called names and abused.
• Women like having thier clothes ripped off.
• Women are always soaking wet - as soon as you rip off her bra.

By the way, except for the frequent position changes, these are all things I've shared with my sons.