Say what you will about Jonah Falcon...

jjkrkwood · 08-20-2008

PS, WHY is he being talked about in the "Celebrity" section ???? Is he a Celebrity ???

Must have become a celebirty while I was sleeping

OtterJoq · 08-20-2008

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Originally Posted by STD

So does mine and so does yours.

That statement said more about you than you obviously appreciate.

What is your problem with another guys cock aesthetics?

I don't know the guy. Got no idea of who or how he is, but at the end of the day, he's just a guy with a cock (as are we all).

Just happens to be bigger than most.

He didn't earn it any more than I earned my own (apparently/allegedly largere than average).

You're missing the point.

If you were the tallest/smallest/fastest/otherwise bestest or were even a contender, you'd wanna have your position verified.

Where ARE the guys (especially those in the porn industry like Mr Big Dick, Julian) when the gauntlet that Jonah threw down should be being picked up?

Jonah Falcon has the biggest cock on the planet BECAUSE no-one proves otherwise. If mine were bigger, I'd want people to know. Don't tell me that that's not a perfectly normal reaction of the male psyche.

Where are, who are, are are (there any) big knobs to challenge the guy?

It's not his cock that disgusts me, actually. After having seen and read numerous interviews with him, and reading more of his posts than I care to recount, it's obvious that he's just a messed up motherfucker with more issues than National Geographic.

brazgold · 08-20-2008

I dont care what they say about falcon,he has one of the largest cocks in the world. I would assume most people disputing his claims are jealous.

koval · 08-20-2008

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Originally Posted by jjkrkwood

PS, WHY is he being talked about in the "Celebrity" section ???? Is he a Celebrity ???

Must have become a celebirty while I was sleeping

Lets see, he has parts in movies and tv shows, he hosts his own tv show and he was also invited to Amsterdam as a guest for a tv show there. I suppose the does make him a celebrity.

And since you try to constantly belittle him (check any posts about Jonah and you're there) doesn't that make you his celebrity stalker?

koval · 08-20-2008

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Originally Posted by koval

he hosts his own tv show

Meant to say radio show

jjkrkwood · 08-21-2008

OH My Dear Koval, your True colors as another one of JF's rah-rah faggy cheerleaders is showing. No need to say more, the size queens are always fawning over that ugly
MFkr. Nothing to be jealous of. Absolutely nothing. And all those D-list gigs you mention that he has, hardly make him ANY sort of celebrity, except in his own mind (and maybe yours and CardDillons) ????

arktrucker · 08-21-2008

I say if you got it flaunt it. He was on Howard Stern yesterday as a guest for George Takei's batchelor party. He whipped it out for George and the rest of the studio to see. It was great radio and everyone seemed very impressed with the size.

asa9bobnote3 · 08-21-2008

I'm yet to be convinced he's that big.
I've been aware of Jonah Falcon for a few years now, and have yet to see a photo that hints at anything approaching 13 inches.
If he's been independently verified, then why no photos?
He can hardly say it's none of our business, because he bangs on about it all the time.
If perhaps he's not keen on showing his body, I'd settle for 13.5" sticking out of a bathrobe.
Has he ever had a permanent relationship?
It looks like he wants people to visit him in NYC.
Have any of those reported back?
Why did he claim not to have heard of Mandingo?
Everybody with the slightest interest in large penises has heard of Mandingo.

daddyknows · 08-21-2008

i'm not saying a word anymore cause i get dick-slapped!

jjkrkwood · 08-21-2008

Yeah and it seems the cry-baby will contact the Moderators and say you are harrassing him, and then they send YOU these warnings to cease and desist....From Denmark yet....Cant people find support in the USA?

koval · 08-24-2008

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Originally Posted by jjkrkwood

OH My Dear Koval, your True colors as another one of JF's rah-rah faggy cheerleaders is showing. No need to say more, the size queens are always fawning over that ugly
MFkr. Nothing to be jealous of. Absolutely nothing. And all those D-list gigs you mention that he has, hardly make him ANY sort of celebrity, except in his own mind (and maybe yours and CardDillons) ????

Soooo typical of you. You asked how he was a celebrity and I gave a few pointers to indicate how he was (unlike you a total nobody) and instantly you decide to jump down my throat with the typical zeal of a troll just because you don't like what i said. And of course you label anybody who does not go along with your opinion as a "size queen" that fawn's over Jonah.

Also I'm most definitely not "one of JF's rah-rah faggy cheerleaders". Not only would I look terrible in a cheerleader costume but the last time anybody called me a fag, I broke their arm. I don't call anybody who is of African descent a "N" nor any other person by an insulting or slanderous term (except perhaps you). And I expect the same from anybody who talks to me or about me.

Xcuze · 08-24-2008

Rah-rah faggy cheerleader?

uncut1234 · 08-24-2008

umm... did i miss something?
when did this tool have his cock verified at 13.5 (now 14 i heard??lol) ????
in that largest penis documentary, he whips out a 7 inch , mostly flacid cock, and starts stretching the shit out of it between his legs to make it almost reach 8 with the ruler pressed into his stomache.... that doesnt prove anything..he has a big penis, yea.. but 14""?? YEA RIGHT

id you got it.. SHOW IT...
..he doesnt

uncut1234 · 08-24-2008

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Originally Posted by jjkrkwood

PS, WHY is he being talked about in the "Celebrity" section ???? Is he a Celebrity ???

Must have become a celebirty while I was sleeping

yea WTF ???

a celebrity is popular/famous for reasons.. not lies

Say what you will about Jonah Falcon...

PS, WHY is he being talked about in the "Celebrity" section ???? Is he a Celebrity ??? Must have become a celebirty while I was sleeping