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Old 08-26-2007   #26 (permalink)
spfldstyler
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When I was 12 years old my brother and i were outdoors on the picnic table shooting off fireworks (where were my parents?) My brother layed a bottle rocket on the end of the picnic table and lit it, it went straight into my crotch. Gave me a third degree burn, fortunately on my inner thigh and not on the goods, missed em by about half an inch.