Originally Posted by Captain Elephant

No, they like me for my tongue. Actually, I'm just sort of joking. My wife and I haven't been married that long, and technically still newlyweds. Our friends all have 20 years or longer marriages, so our sex is quite a bit fresher, I would say.

I'm too much of a gentleman to brag about our love life with my best buddies, but apparently the rules are different for women. At a recent backyard BBQ the other wives were teasing me, and, frankly, I didn't get the joke. In the car on the way home my wife confessed that she was bragging about our escapades. Don't know how graphic she got, but it suddenly became clear to me what they meant about licking the BBQ sauce off the chicken breast and finding it funny that I didn't eat thighs.