08-22-2007
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Originally Posted by DC_DEEP  So, I guess "Nice tits, wanna fuck?" is out of the question, huh ladies? | Smooth as sand paper my friend.  Quote:
Originally Posted by ManlyBanisters If you're asking?  | What about me?  Quote:
Originally Posted by DC_DEEP I am SO insulted! And that coming from a frog-fucking PIGGY! | Have you seen any frog headed pigs running around? You got no proof mate! Quote:
Originally Posted by ClaireTalon However, beware: Not every woman who looks hot to you is ready to engage in such an act. And even me, to whom I would refer to as a sexually liberal character, would feel awkward having sex after such a short prelude. It just seems funny to me. | Exactly, this stuff only works in the mvies and even then, maybe 20% of the time. As Claire says she's liberal and she is being polite about how this would go down. Awkward is an understatement. She might have to take her gorgeous shoes off and teach you a lesson. Quote:
Originally Posted by earllogjam Boy, straight guys have it rough. How long a prelude do women need to hop in the sack? | About a year unless you buy them something really nice from Tiffany's.  |
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