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I masturbate with one hand, and moan in American Sign Language with the other hand. DC_DEEP
"my ass no longer resembles two halves of a burger bun looking for a filling" @lex8 (yes, I'm using this without permission since youz don't accept pm's)
"The world begins where you are, not behind your neighbor's wall." Hickboy and The Who
but they can inspire quite a bit of lust at times...
"While most books on sex say that penis size doesn't matter, there are two groups of people to whom it does matter. One group includes almost every male alive. The second group includes every woman who derives sexual pleasure from intercourse."