Yeah, OK, I smoke cigarettes very rarely. That's progress for me. When I was in my early twenties I smoked two packs a day (Camel - no filters).

These days, I've been starting to smoke cigars. I smoke one per week, never more. I'm too poor to afford more. I don't buy cigarettes anymore. I'll have maybe one per week when I'm around my friends, of whom about 1/2 smoke (even in anti-tobacco California).