One of the people in my group of friends claims to have a big dick. Once an old Navy buddy of mine was visiting for a while and he has about 3 peircings in his dick, which makes it quite heavy. The friend who thinks he has a big dick found this out and said really loud, "His dick must be heavier than MINE!" Several other opportunities came around for him to mention his own dick size as well.

But then one day we were BBQing and someone threw on a hotdog that was quite a bit bigger than the others, one of those big beef-dinner-franks or whatever they're called. My friend saw it and said, "Whoa, that's a big hotdog! That's even bigger than my dick!" That made me smile because now I know that my dick is bigger and that he's just an arrogant asshole who likes to brag.