Mr. Bungle's Bar and Grill

Howdy folks - I'm sitting here on the east coast, just about 12:30 eastern standard time, not really doing a whole lot (except battling insomnia) and I've just opened my cyber-bar/grill for your own enjoyment... anyone like a drink? we have appetizers, burgers, salads, plenty of entrees and desserts, and a fully stocked bar, of course... what'll it be?

Double bourbon, neat, please.

Hey man - you got it... *mixing drink*

*sliding drink down the bar to Hand Solo*

Ah, this one's on the house, for being my first customer.

*wiping bar down with a rag*

bit of a slow night, eh?

*sips drink, tosses a fiver in the tip jar*

I'm on the west coast, so the night is still young. plenty of time for things to start hoppin'.

Thanks man!! Yeah, you're right, right now it's only just about quarter after 10 west coast time. However, here at Mr. Bungle's Bar & Grill, time isn't really a factor, as things could start hoppin anytime. It's always happy hour time here. So drink up!! We have a top-notch cab service so anyone who feels they've drank more than their fill, just notify their bartender and we'll arrange for a cab to get you home safe.

Lemme throw the first song onto the jukebox here:

YouTube - The Rolling Stones - Satisfaction