Palm Reading.... Or something completely like that.

You have to think, if there are mystics out there who read our palms and such, by the law of the internet; that there would be somebody out there who reads fortunes from cocks. I can assume that it wouldn't be a tough task, but the question is, do I want the psychic to know that I've had a long and hard life?

Somewhere there was a book by a man claiming you you read a woman's Vagina. I doubt the writer was anyway serious, because the author was I.M.A. Peeper.

Maybehaps your life has been long and hard, but has it been quick in the coming?

That's where you should be concerned.

Or maybe you're worried you'll be told not to stray from the straight and narrow, where you've been lying to yourself by letting your path run far and wide.

Wouldn't that make the person Psycocktic