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Old 07-12-2008   #1 (permalink)
Catchoftheday is offline
Ask a dumb englishman something easy

Please can I play too?

These threads are getting way too sensible. Anybody asking sensible questions will get a stupid answer
 
Old 07-12-2008   #2 (permalink)
Helboy is offline

Dude u are is "dire" need of a haircut !!

0207 867 3423 on call duty barber !!
 
Old 07-12-2008   #3 (permalink)
Rugbypup is offline

What smells like yellow?
 
Old 07-12-2008   #4 (permalink)
dumbcow is offline

What is your current standing on the everchanging gas prices, coupled up with the dramatic increase in taxes, making commuting more troublesome for the common citizen of the UK?






What's the difference between green and red
 
Old 07-12-2008   #5 (permalink)
Catchoftheday is offline

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Dude u are is "dire" need of a haircut !!

0207 867 3423 on call duty barber !!
That isn't really a question is it? Now that's a question, a haircut.....?

OK http://www.lpsg.org/attachments/1565...t-red-hair.jpg
 
Old 07-12-2008   #6 (permalink)
cockoloco is offline

how can I make my penis smaller?
 
Old 07-12-2008   #7 (permalink)
ManlyBanisters is offline

Did you know, as a gold member, you can correct the spelling error in the title of your post?
 
Old 07-12-2008   #8 (permalink)
Helboy is offline

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That isn't really a question is it? Now that's a question, a haircut.....?

OK http://www.lpsg.org/attachments/1565...t-red-hair.jpg
I know it aint a questin I am just playing up to your heading of "Dumb Englishman" dude
 
Old 07-12-2008   #9 (permalink)
Catchoftheday is offline

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What smells like yellow?
I don't think anything smells quite like yellow does it, yellow is quite unique although scientists have tried to replicat the smell they have not really done it. Best likeness can be aceive by smearing strawberry jam on your penis and havin sex with a squirrel, this will make your willy smell something like yellow, but not quite..
 
Old 07-12-2008   #10 (permalink)
MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK is offline

were you sober when you made this thread?
 
Old 07-12-2008   #11 (permalink)
Helboy is offline

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how can I make my penis smaller?

Any smaller dude you will need to change your sex..
 
Old 07-12-2008   #12 (permalink)
Catchoftheday is offline

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Originally Posted by dumbcow View Post
What is your current standing on the everchanging gas prices, coupled up with the dramatic increase in taxes, making commuting more troublesome for the common citizen of the UK?

What's the difference between green and red
I've never tried currant standing - I've heard of it but it looks a bit difficult to me trying to stand on one of those little things mustbe really difficult. I don't know much about raisin taxes...there is lots of gas in the air why do people want to buy it

Green has got 2 es in it red has only got one, it's a bit complicated something about e numbers and stuff. People not in EU probably wouldn't understand.
 
Old 07-12-2008   #13 (permalink)
cockoloco is offline

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Any smaller dude you will need to change your sex..
* cries histerically *

lol
 
Old 07-12-2008   #14 (permalink)
Helboy is offline

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* cries histerically *

lol
Sorry buddy I couldn' resist that..

U know it was only a joke right dude
 
Old 07-12-2008   #15 (permalink)
Catchoftheday is offline

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how can I make my penis smaller?
There are lots of ways to make your penis smaller, one way is to find someone with a huge penis and put your penis next to his, your penis will be smaller. Or you could pretend you are an elephant and you will have the tiniest penis in the world...there are other techniques
 

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