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Old 08-12-2007   #44 (permalink)
BigDuder
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Originally Posted by Gonad View Post
What I saw was too horrible to imagine. Even today I still don't believe it and I can see it whenever I want. I regret to say that I have no penis, it was completely destroyed that day. That is the price I paid for fooling with experimental chemicals.

I do still have my testicle, for what it is worth, and I have Sarah. I think she took pity on me and was overwhelmed with guilt for what she had done to me. She doesn't know about Miko or my adventure in the park.

She is my wife now, but I have still never had sex with her.

this whole part was a series of unintentional lols