What if man had periods?

Here's a question that I'm sure every girl has talked with her friends about while they were still teenagers.

What if men had monthly periods, even if they still didn't have babies?

I can see it now, some redneck meets his buddy to go fishing:

Hey Earl, whats up?

Well Fred, I forgot it was my time of the month and I was freeballing, and I bled all over the seat of my new Ford F150, fortunately the scotchguard fabric protection made it pretty easy to clean up. And I had a spare pair of shorts in the glove compartment. I got to stop by the store and pick up some more tampons.

Fred: Oh yeah. I hate it when that happens! Here, wad up a bunch of toilet paper in your shorts, that ought to hold you through our fishing trip today.

Earl: Thanks, man. Let's drink some more beer! If I'm going to have cramps, and go out on a boat, I might as well get drunk and try to enjoy it more!

Huh???

Actually Men DO have 'cycles', every 50-52 days, complete with mood swings, etc...

our systems reset...track it sometime...

If men had periods then the three-week work-month would be the law of the land. Periods would be covered by global hospitalization coverage. There would be a special wing to the hospital with ultra-private rooms with unlimited chocolate.

Tampax shares would be trading at ten times that of GM, Google and Apple combined.

This is true....Thank God we don't bleed from our cocks though. Can you imagine the trauma....once a month waking up in a pile of blood in our underwear?

if men had periods they would definitely brag about the size of their tampons!

HOLy Crap! good one stacy!!! It's so true.

That's to damn funny...

Oh yeah!! No one would admit to buying slender regulars, LOL!!

hahaha!!!

If men had pms, the world would come to an end. Both genders having it at the same time would start the war to end all wars.

well it's true! they already brag about the size of their cocks. why not brag about how big their tampons are too!

Then we'd pee red for a few days a month.

yes that too! and men would also get period cramps and discharge lots and lots of icky stuff.

You hear me bragging?

I thought that was called cum.