Getting a one-bedroom apartment just for J/O w/STR8

Has anyone gone as far as convincing a straight friend to get a one-bedroom apartment "because we can't afford anything else" just for the chance to sleep in the same bed??

I would love to give this excuse and share a bed for a year ... then we can each go our merry way ... think of the possibilities ...

we sleep on the floor

So you technically "sleep together" so to speak .... What kind of stuff goes on??

Do you guys tell others about the arrangement?

I think you misunderstood...I live by myself, but if I had a roomate and we only had one bedroom, his ass would be on the couch or the floor in another room, and I would be in my bed. There is no way in hell i would ever sleep in the same bed as another man.

Calm down, lucky8. Do I smell a trace of homophobia here? If neither of you were interested in the other, what's the big deal? If you went on a trip with a male friend and there was only one bed, you'd prefer someone sleep on the floor?

Besides, what makes you assume you deserve the bed? Maybe the other guy should have the bed and you should sleep on the floor.

LOL! I got you now. But I wouldn't be cool with paying half the rent and sleeping on the floor of a small apartment!

Ya, I'm homophobic and a member of LPSG...

I was speaking as if a friend needed a place to live and I let him stay at my place until he figured it out. I can't really see any other reason why I'd have a one bedroom apartment with another guy. If we were on a trip though, and there's only one bed, I have no problem sleeping on the floor if my friend beats me at rock paper scissors for the bed. It's not really a big deal, as long as I'm inside.

You have to be out of your mind. I don't want to share my bed with a straight guy. That is some awkward shit.

The best part is having a straight roomie. And he has his own room. Then, you could see him bring girls home. Listen to them fuck all night. Then, if you wake up early enough, you may get to see his "morning wood" when he goes to the bathroom. Then, hear them have a quickie, shower, "goo-goo gaa-gaa Hallmark card type romantical conversation" chats over a CINNABON, and FOLGERS instant coffee before they start the day.

Imagine how awkward would that same scenario would be if that was in your only bed. THAT would be awkward.

Addendum: I don't want to jerk off with a straight guy either.

Lol then buy your own bed?

Well I have been on trips and slept in the same bed with some of my straight friends. It never was an issue of bring straight or gay. It's about trust.

And the OP wants to room with a straight guy and give him his bed.

Hehehe. That is funny.

All this conniving...can't you find some nice dick attached to someone who'd be interested in sharing it with you willingly?

Why would you want to get a 1bedroom apt with a str8 guy if you want to do him? He's straight, unless you plan on growing some boobs and a vagina you're out of his league. You have some issues to work on. You're fixating on him.

If you realllly can't afford to get a 2bedroom there is that nifty uncomfortable thing called a convertible sofa or sofa bed.

i don't understand the comment "I'd never sleep in the same bed as a guy." If you don't trust someone to sleep in the same bed with them ... especially if it's the only bed...why would you consider living with them knowing that. Or is it you that you do not trust? I'm not trying to be a dick or anything...just curious. Because people can sleep together without doing things other than sleeping....