Rihanna's Umb-a-rella

Incorrect, Tripod. Mariah has written and co-produced all her songs since she hit the scene at age 19. That is why she has so much money, as money in the music industry lies in song writing and producing.

uFYI - Rihanna did not write this song nor the hook for it. She sings it. She wasn't the first artist to attempt recording.

Back in December, Mary J. Blige went on and on about how she tried to record it, but it was given to Rihanna - then rationalizes it was too mainstream for her. "It might for a Mariah or Beyonce but Mary J. Blige is an organic thing."

Yeah this 3-makeshift-4 syllable word wasn't Rihanna's creation.

I don't know about dirty but it is a seriously ANNOYING song. Innuendo or not, she is singing about an umbrella.

Maybe its the way when she dances she sometimes looks like she's gonna piss on the floor.

no one ever does