Everytime your GF tells your about her last big dicked boyfriend...
... think of this clip:
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that pussy will never be the same. You can hear the last virgin bit of her pussy that was untouched by most guys being queefed
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that pussy will never be the same. You can hear the last virgin bit of her pussy that was untouched by most guys being queefed out in the end. That echoy sound of a hot dog being tossed around a hallway is all her next boyfriend will hear!
think about how much more smooth OBGYN exams would go if this guy fucked the girls in the waiting room!!! Heck even the pregnancy ward can use him!! Extended labor? He'll dialate you!
I just tell her I can tell he was huge. It feels like I'm poking the sky. BTW honey, my last girlfriend didn't feel like a carwash for 18 wheelers, and her breasts were bigger, and more perky.
I just tell her I can tell he was huge. It feels like I'm poking the sky. BTW honey, my last girlfriend didn't feel like a carwash for 18 wheelers, and her breasts were bigger, and more perky.
...or tell her that at least your last girlfriend's G-spot wasn't in another zip code!!!! Doh!!!
BTW honey, my last girlfriend didn't feel like a carwash for 18 wheelers, and her breasts were bigger, and more perky. 
