If You Could Have Only 1 Question Answered, Which Would It Be

1) Why were we put on this earth?
2) What happens to us after death?

2. i could care less about the first one. as long as im alive i can answer that one for myself

That's what's bugging you? Seriously?

I guess I'm shallow, but I would rather know:
Who really killed Pres. John F. Kennedy?
What size dress did J. Edgar Hoover wear?
Who killed Jimmy Hoffa and where is he buried?

What is the airspeed of a laden swallow?

Maybe. But we must realize that time itself is a theoretical axiom. And that cosmic events don't happen based on our concept of "time". That is , I assume you're talking about time travel.

I would like to know how the universe came to be.

Ok , lemme try again. Traveling faster than the speed of light? Would require high energy output , and probably some highly unstable fuel.

Yea that sounds pretty ballsy. 186,000+ mph a second if I remember correctly. Do we even know of any meterials that could withstand that kind of stress or handle the combustion necessary to create that type of thrust?

What do you mean, African or European swallow?

Thats what i would ask too. The other questions will be answered without asking.

how about,

"why do we speak different languages if we all came from the same place?"

or something in that vein.

but NJ has some good ones. I'd like to know about Jack the Ripper and Marilyn Monroe myself.

and then there's

"how many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?"

i always lose count.

My one question would have to be

"Will there ever be another Dynasty reunion" ?