Did Velma from Scooby Doo Have a Hairy Pussy?

dumbcow · 07-02-2008

I couldv'e sworn Fred was gay. Probably because my old art teacher who was gay looked just like him.

Velma was a lesbian...

Shaggy and Scooby were always high. the signs are all there.

JasonDawgxxx · 07-02-2008

Velmas bush looks like Don Kings head.

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · 07-02-2008

Nah, Velma never shaved down there- she liked the unshorn look as much as possible. You should've seen her when she waved goodbye. You didn't think she wears those bulky ass sweaters for just warmth, right?
Daphne however, was very vain, and had a propensity to keep her clam bald for Freddy. Too bad she & the rest of 'em could never pick up on the ascot was a foreshadowing of his alternate lifestyle. BTW, according to Josie from the pussycats, Fred was only a shower too.

Shaggy, well, he didn't always make up excuses to give Velma her spare Glasses for nothing. Turns out Velma found out he is mega hung when she found him & Scooby-Doo pissing in a field during one of their 1st investigations. She always bribed Scooby to get lost for about 15 minutes with Scooby Snacks.

lwd · 07-02-2008

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Originally Posted by Rumpofsteelskin77

I couldn't resist...

I think Velma must've MOST DEFINITELY had an out of control wiry full on jungle down there -- WITH GLASSES!!!!!

LMAO

LMAO!!!!

You're saying her hairy pussy had glasses, too?

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · 07-02-2008

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Originally Posted by dumbcow

I couldv'e sworn Fred was gay. Probably because my old art teacher who was gay looked just like him.

Velma was a lesbian...

Shaggy and Scooby were always high. the signs are all there.

Well, as someone who knows about getting high with poppies, you should've picked up on those scooby snacks.Shag's "ZOINKS!!" was when he was coming off the high. Scooby, well, drug use will give you the munchies, hench the appetite.

cockoloco · 07-02-2008

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Originally Posted by jason_els

This should be really obvious.

Velma is a lesbian and she's in love with, danger-prone (i.e. suicidal) Daphne. Daphne is straight and has a thing for Fred but, being a good girl from a sexually repressed home where she was molested and became anorexic, the only way she'll let Fred play around is when she's stoned. Shaggy always has good weed to supply Fred who uses it to get laid by Daphne. Velma likes to get stoned too as she's grown bitter and cynical about ever getting Daphne and, in any event, she and Fred find Shaggy amusing and he's got the fat trust fund that allows them to travel the world as professional meddling kids. Fred and Velma have separately had a few awkward sexual encounters with Shaggy, but neither of them will talk about it. They both blame Shaggy's weed. Daphne sees Shaggy as the only man she can really trust and loves him for it, however the only reasons Shaggy hasn't hit on Daphne is because he believes she's out of his league and he doesn't want to lose his best friend Fred whom he wishes he could be just like. What Shaggy doesn't know is that Fred wishes he could be more like Shaggy who just doesn't care about what everyone else thinks of him and seems to take such carefree joy from life.

None of them shave their pubes. It's the 70s.

ROTFL!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dumbcow · 07-02-2008

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Originally Posted by MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

Well, as someone who knows about getting high with poppies, you should've picked up on those scooby snacks.Shag's "ZOINKS!!" was when he was coming off the high. Scooby, well, drug use will give you the munchies, hench the appetite.

They are obviously on the drugs... and... they were incredibly close.

killerb · 07-02-2008

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Originally Posted by jason_els

This should be really obvious.

Velma is a lesbian and she's in love with, danger-prone (i.e. suicidal) Daphne. Daphne is straight and has a thing for Fred but, being a good girl from a sexually repressed home where she was molested and became anorexic, the only way she'll let Fred play around is when she's stoned. Shaggy always has good weed to supply Fred who uses it to get laid by Daphne. Velma likes to get stoned too as she's grown bitter and cynical about ever getting Daphne and, in any event, she and Fred find Shaggy amusing and he's got the fat trust fund that allows them to travel the world as professional meddling kids. Fred and Velma have separately had a few awkward sexual encounters with Shaggy, but neither of them will talk about it. They both blame Shaggy's weed. Daphne sees Shaggy as the only man she can really trust and loves him for it, however the only reasons Shaggy hasn't hit on Daphne is because he believes she's out of his league and he doesn't want to lose his best friend Fred whom he wishes he could be just like. What Shaggy doesn't know is that Fred wishes he could be more like Shaggy who just doesn't care about what everyone else thinks of him and seems to take such carefree joy from life.

None of them shave their pubes. It's the 70s.

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · 07-02-2008

I dunno, Freddy says he's now a fiction mystery writer, but it looks like he may using a pseudonym for his gay and/or erotic novels.

Just watch- in Adult Websites we'll find someone with a pic of him sooner or later..

cockoloco · 07-02-2008

Velma looks kinky and dirty. Like only she knows what kind of bizarre sex she's up to.

So I would say that it would depend on her day. Maybe she shaves, maybe she doesn't, maybe she adds colorful hair extensions..... it's an enigma

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · 07-02-2008

Nah, Velma's a product of the early 70's and Gloria Steinhem- she's kept it unshorn ever since they met right after a solved mystery. Freddy needed a weedwhacker just to find her clit one time and shorn her while she was sleeping. The real hidden mystery why they broke up the group.

camper joe · 07-02-2008

Fred told everyone if the van is a rocking don't come a knocking. I think Fred was a major player.

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · 07-02-2008

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Fred told everyone if the van is a rocking don't come a knocking. I think Fred was a major player.

May have been a major player, but he didn't have a major organ according to Daphne.
And it turns out he also was a faster finisher than he was at solving mysteries.

dongalong · 07-02-2008

velma porn - Google Image Search
http://www.sextoonsdot.com/disney/20/scooby.shtml

Seems to have a hairy but trimmed bush to me.

hotbtminla · 07-02-2008

I'm thinking San Fernando Valley landing strip all the way.

Did Velma from Scooby Doo Have a Hairy Pussy?

I couldv'e sworn Fred was gay. Probably because my old art teacher who was gay looked just like him. Velma was a lesbian... Shaggy and Scooby were always high. the signs are all there.