Help me name my hamster

Butterscotch seems to be the best fit, so his name is now Butterscotch

Woo hoo Butterscotch...you should make his pic your avatar!

Your hamster is now 81% gay

How so?

Tinkerbell would have been more butch.

Jonah Falcon

Richard Gere.

lmfao

Corky (from Life Goes On)

haha

Dang, voting is closed.

The funniest name I've ever seen for a hamster is "Shiva" (Hindu "Destroyer of Worlds") -- this, for a hamster that was actually missing both front teeth (the only possibly dangerous parts of a hamster) and who had to have her food moistened into paste before feeding.

A hamster with a lightly dangerous name -- "Spike", "Bruiser", "Nails" -- is a possibility.

You could go with pop culture references: "Maurice" (from Steve Miller's "The Joker"), "Kurtz" (from Heart of Darkness or "Apocalypse Now"), or maybe "Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabba-Do" (The Simpsons).

Or maybe public figures who look like hamsters: "McCain", "Rickles", "Limbaugh".

Cheers,
Kev

Well, your avatar does say, "he's so cute and covered with fuzz..." So I thought it was appropriate.... didn't mean to offend.

fuzzball

i think butterscotch is so cute! props to MR for coming up with the name. the other picks i liked were cinnamon and hammond cheese i am biased with the name cinnamon because i used to have a lop-ear bunny named cinnamon. his coat was a light brown color and he was so mean to everyone else but he loved me.

Butterscotch is cute. I like it when pets are named after foods/condiments.

I would have recommended:

Pepper
Sugar
Banjo