Help me name my hamster

What kind of diet are you on??

I had a hamster and her name was Fred. She was kinda butch. I miss ole Fred. She'd escape in the night, wander through the whole house, and climb up my bed to smell my face.

call him Hamelton Matress

Zanzibar Buck Buck McFate

My Fred wasn't very butch. Wilma kicked his ass more than once.

Speaking as a gay man, now that's funny.

Or "Snowball"...

Wally ll

Hammi.... or cuddles..... or widget.... or gizmo

I think you should name him Boris.

Lol I thought no one would get it

Name him Wally World

or

Name' with an accent over the E (pronounced Namay)

Dog is also a good name for a hamster.

I think I will stay away from the Hundred Acre Woods

I like it

no more hamsters named chester

thats just mean

possibly
you are weird

hmm

some more cute names

How about "Damn thing makes noise all night".

or... "HOOTIE"... lol

Hammond Cheese.