Caught Out By A "mate"....

Hi LPSG members. Been dipping into this site over the years. Now in a situation and looking for advice. Bit of a story so please bear with me.

I was on a stag weekend 2 months ago with about 20 guys and "Mates". 4 to a room so not a pretty sight as you can imagine. Second night, the 4 of us were in the room. 2 of the lightweights passed out leaving me and this guy, who I hardly knew, sitting up but nearly at alcohol oblivion. Suddenly he says. 'I think you got a big dick!' I nearly fell off my seat. ' Nahh i don't, dont talk shite' i slurred back. 'Fuck off ' he says 'sure you do. I saw you in boxers earlier. Come on what you got?'. He was laughing but he really meant it. This guy wanted to see my dick. He tried everything to get me to show. Even wanted to play strip poker !!! The 2 of us. LOL

20 minutes of fending this git off and I managed to get for a piss to the loo and he gave up.

But unknown to me as i was getting my kit off for bed the c**t took my picture with his phone camera. In fact he took 3 pictures. Which i have been receiving ever since from all and sundry. Now I accept these things happen on stag do's and you need to try and be cool about it but its getting me down now. 40 blurry crap text pics of my knob is boring.

Heres the situation. I really want to slap this guy very very hard but he turns out to be the brides brother. Married with 2 kids but he's wanting to know what i am carrying? Of course everyone thinks he's a lad and a laugh supplying the pics of me but they don't know about him pestering me. Think I was set up for a bit of a laugh? Think he's a bit Arthur & Martha?? or Is he a sex pest trying his luck out on drunk guys ???

I've never heard that term before...translation?

I think you should whip off your 'kit' and show it to him and get it over with. He wanted to see it, so you show it to him. If he wants to go off telling everyone how huge you are, as long as you're ok with it - then it's ok right?

just show it

ok, maybe he wanted to get to know YOU better, or maybe in his sister's wedding he wanted to stand out too... DON'T be botherd by it! ENJOY the fact YOU are well gifted and people are atracted to your COCK! [sorry mate, this is a site about LARGE PENIS, so in a superficial level that's the best THING I can say to you! - even if I'd like to know you better]

or maybe you're holding something special on your PANTS.. from the pic you have, there's something VERY interesting in there! :P

what a perfect time to let your "10%" gay to hang out

If it's been 2 months and he is still sending you pics, he's obviously interested/have some sort of a beef with you. Meet him out for a drink and lay it on the table (not "it" - just a figure of speech) - find out what he wants. Tell him to show you what he has, and you'll return the favor. Tell him you're not interested in pursuing anything with him - but to get on with things - Let him know he can look - but can't touch. Then be done with it.

Certainly don't slap him -- that's maybe your 10% speaking. Knock him his ass -- that's damn straight!

Hey Boydie,

Firstly it don't look like you wear boxers and from what your pic shows nothings gonna hide the fact that you're packing! So I reckon he was just tryinga get it on with you. But you missed your chance when it happened so not much you can do till you get another opportunity to get him back - maybe tape a call asking him why he wanted to see it and depending on his answers you maybe catch him out. If not, just forget about it - more importantly has the distribution of your pic got you many dates!? grin

PS - You a Geordie? I used to live there and everyone at the gym was also well hung.

underskyhere....I'm so glad you did.

"Arthur and Martha" = bisexual

As I see it, the issue is not the guy's sexuality, but that he has violated your privacy. He didn't keep those snatched pics too himself, even. That would have been creepy enough - but to post them around your mates - that's weird.

I'm reminded of being on a group holiday in Greece. Heading back to the hotel at 4 a.m. after a night at the disco, a crowd of us went skinny-dipping in the warm star-lit waters of a small sheltered bay. As we emerged from the gently lapping waves two guys who hadn't joined in flash-photo'd two naked women as they went to retrieve their clothes. Well, not only was the film taken from their cameras, but they were ostracised for the rest of the holiday by everyone who'd witnessed that.

Well, perhaps it's time you just got even with him, as they say,
don't get mad get even!
Just agree to a "strip poker" event with him, spike his drink,
and when he's passed out...you get the picture! Literally!
And pass it around, let him have a serving of his own er...medicine! LOL
He who laughs last laughs best...
Good luck!

spank him, strip him & fuck him!

when in doubt, whip it out