The U.S. Election, As Seen From Outside

An Outsider's Point of View on the Election race..

We, outside the US ,can't figure out why people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States .
On one side, you have a woman who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, running against a lawyer who is married to a woman who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman who owns a beer distributorship.
What are you lads thinking over there?'

Now, that's a solid argument.

Very solid - beer distribution... Well, if someone brings beer to an election, why even waste time on the election, just bring out the beer...