I dare anyone

I dare anyone to tell the shortest, coherent sex/love story possible. It has to have a setting, cause and circumstance (it can even be one sentence). Think of it as a haiku. Start with these words (because the stories will be rated, discussed) "DARE -"

I'll try a pathetic first attempt.

DARE - The hour started with a sharp pain in my chest knowing that after I took her standing she would leave me behind, to join her husband leaving for Panama where he would retire. I came and in a blink of an eye she was gone.

This one was quite long (a bit corny too) but I dare you.

Please no variants on "slam bam thank you ma'm".

Another thing, I might not have kept myself to my own rules but you are free to point that out to me.

DARE - She woke up and started giving me wet salty kisses. "I dreamt about a lifetime without you."

DARE - ...And so I left for Panama. I joined my husband, unaware that I was leaving my true love behind.

DARE - As I stood on the balcony and dropped my sheer robe to reveal a warm thick cock, the south pacific sun set behind me I was again reminded of my reason for coming...Suzanne.

Jesus. Wow. Much talent here! Keep it coming!

DARE:

He thought 'if she's still on my mind after all this time, it must be love'.

Maybe somewhere, she was thinking the same.

She exhalled. Damn! I was our first time "doggie style." She ended up with a "D" in Math, I recieved an "A." Life isn't always fair, but afte 28 years together it turned out just right.

DARE- We were eating dinner at home and he came over to me, ripped my panties off and fucked me on the dining room table until I begged for mercy

DARE - Every time he walked past the park bench under the cherry tree, he thought of her, thought of how she woke up crying most nights and how only he could comfort her. And he missed her.

DARE - He pinned her to the bedroom wall and became the living jackhammer that she knew and loved. She screamed and begged for more.

DARE-

unknown, unseen, love arrives and slips away with your heart in the night

DARE - Looking down her eyes I knew she was wet the minute she turned around and hurried to the ladies room. I had blown my chance to kiss her.

DARE: -

She stood up and slowly untied the robe, as she did, more and more of her skin was exposed. Jack bit his lip as his pants got tighter and tighter. There was something about this girl, she was amazing. Jack was pulled from his tangled web of thoughts as the robe hit the floor revealing the most perfect breasts. She had a completely shaven pussy. His erection had never been so painful.
Jack cleared his throat. “Okay, you ready?”

This is the true story of the night my (ex)lover moved back to Alabama.

With the stars above our heads MJ parked the car in front of a house that wasn't yet entirely constructed. I pushed him against the vehicle and proceeded to slob on his knob like there was gold in the middle. He came, I hugged him, that was the last time I saw him.

Evaluation after 10 dare's.

While I was writing this I was to late.

Marleyislegend, was that a DARE?

Criteria should be;
Tension.(Oh my god what happened, what's next?)
Setting, cause, circumstance.(time and space)
Original
Shortness (could it be done shorter?)

It's not a judging show. Just to check if we kept to the "rules".