Cruise ship adventures?

I took a Mediterranean cruise a few years ago and the newlyweds in the cabin next door had loud fights every night followed by by some equally loud make-up sex. It was irritating yet quite a turn on.
One night I went out on the balcony to have a drink and a smoke and they started the routine out on their balcony, not 3 feet away from me.
I stayed, thinking they probably had no idea I was there but that they would know if I got up and tried to slip back into my cabin.
Anyway, they fought and they f***ed. I got so turned on, being so close to the action that I ended up cranking one and making a mess.
The shocker was that as soon as he finished the guy stuck his head around the privacy screen and asked me if I enjoyed the show. I still had my dick in my hand, so what could I say? The best answer I could come up with was a really lame "um, apparently".

If you had a good cruise ship adventure, let's hear it.

Not quite in the same vain, but my bf (now husband) and I took a cruise a few year ago around the Med. with Royal Caribbean. They tried to flog us passes to a luxury spa area which had sauna and jacuzzi and steam room. But I found out that just beyond the gents changing rooms was a men only sauna and steam. I went in there every day the best time was between 3-5 pm. Many straight guys who like a bit of dick too would go there before getting ready for dinner with the wife and maybe kids. a couple came back to our cabin and had a threesome with me and bf.

One guy used to love to go in the showers with me and I'd finger fuck my butt and play with my cock as he wanked. He and his wife sat 2 tables away from us at dinner. Once I was sucking 2 guys in the steam, another came in and we moved. but he said carry on guys and got hard watching us. After one guy came he replaced him. My husband is talking of another cruise next year, can't fucking wait

Hmmm. I didn't even think about the steam and saunas. Thanks! I'll know better next trip!
I am surprised that nobody here has ever gotten their hands on any cruise ship staff. I recall that the vast majority of the crew was very good looking, men and women alike.
Maybe cruise ships just fall into the hotel category?

I didn't blow him, but I did jerk off with a band member in the sauna!

I worked on cruise ships from '93 to '99 and had my fair share of women, mostly passengers. I remember fucking a particular girl in my cabin and she was so noisy I had to tell her to keep it down because the cabin walls were so thin. Good for the ego the next day though when people know what you've been up to, lol

my very first blowjob when i was 12 was on a cruise to the bahamas
lol

Senior year of high school half of my class went on a cruise. We landed in the Bahamas and went on a booze cruise from there. The booze cruise stopped at a deserted island and everyone got off the ship. Me and some friends went behind the trees to smoke some pot with some girls, and before we knew it they were flashing us. The girl with the nicest rack at our school was there and was reluctant to flash us, so i made an agreement with her that i'd show her my dick if she'd show me her boobs. She did, and i did, and when we got back to the cruise ship, me and her ended up naked in the shower at like 3 in morning...i will never forget it...

The dance captain on one of my favorite ships was a regular in the sauna/steam at 3:30 every afternoon, and the real surprise was watching him doing one of the officers hard and from behind with an audience.

The officer was so ridiculously my type....pity his ass had been wrecked by the dancer's 10+/thick/uncut/pierced. ;0)

Oh God,

I’ve had quite a few flings with cruise personal.

NOTICE:

Cruise employees cannot take you to their cabins; if they do they risk the chance of being fired.

That does not mean they won’t, I’ve had a few flings in the #1 decks and below (he he or above either)/

However we all need to realize that they are just fun flings.

are YOU an assistent abord the LOVE BOAT? :D
so many ships, so many LOVERS ;)

I've got to ask...where you the suckee or the sucker? LOL

I've looked at your gallery. Was she SHOCKED when you two got naked and she first saw how HUGE you are??

If I has a HS girl and I saw something like that, I'd probably pass out!!

69 lol

From whom?