Lurid Digs: Horrifying Gay Amateur Interiors

Bbucko · 06-22-2008

This is perhaps one of the funniest websites I've ever seen.

The premise is to deconstruct pix culled from hook-up sites and analyze the backgrounds in a deliciously bitchy fashion.

It's hours of fun or can be skimmed and appreciated in a few minutes

Enjoy!

HickBoy · 06-22-2008

LOL It would be a great name for a rock band too!

Mem · 06-22-2008

that's funny. the best one is the Ebay pic with the mirror. I also loved the Masters of the Chandelier of Darkness; Clipper ship on the radiator...a wreck; and the Patchwork boy of OZ.

The Edvard Munch in the house guy is hawt.

jason_els · 06-22-2008

Some of those guys are hot. Others are horrendous. None of them have any taste. What a complete disgrace to gaydom they are.

Bbucko · 06-22-2008

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Originally Posted by Mem

that's funny. the best one is the Ebay pic with the mirror. I also loved the Masters of the Chandelier of Darkness; Clipper ship on the radiator...a wreck; and the Patchwork boy of OZ.

The Edvard Munch in the house guy is hawt.

I also like the "Sins Of The Mother" guy

This shit is so well written:

The plush periwinkle headboard and burnished bronze-on-chocolate bedspread actually make me a little woozy. I can still see the mind-bending shades with my eyes closed. No decor should produce the same affects as sunspots or an aneurysm. What look is he going for with the fedora and the come-hither stance? Is it Mike Hammer? Usher? And the stuffed animals are shudder-inducing. It’s bad enough that the chimp is dressed in leather wear, but the teddy bear is presenting for a mattress wrangle too disturbing to speculate about. “Show Mr. Ruggles where Scout Master Todd touched you” implications are wolfsbane for a swinging confirmed bachelor pad.

invisibleman · 06-22-2008

Oh, boy. This is why I can't get a date. My interior design is piecemeal.

Mem · 06-22-2008

My apartment style is Shabby Dungeon, so I am not one to complain. Those queens can rip apart anything, including anyone's home. They would tear apart the Presidential suite at The Bellagio.

dumbcow · 06-22-2008

Some of those are actually cringeworthy.

No, let me change that.

All of them are cringeworthied out. (If cringeworthied is actually a word, this is the place to use it.)

Bbucko · 06-22-2008

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Originally Posted by invisibleman

Oh, boy. This is why I can't get a date. My interior design is piecemeal.

The secret, I think, is to stick to bathroom backgrounds for such pictures. Just make sure you clean the mirror and don't have "DeMille Drapery" around the tub!

Bbucko · 06-22-2008

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Originally Posted by jason_els

Some of those guys are hot. Others are horrendous. None of them have any taste. What a complete disgrace to gaydom they are.

It's the "Country Cozy" places that I truly can't tolerate...or is it the "Formal Eleganza"...or is it the "Cluttered Garage/Fuckpit"...or....

vince · 06-22-2008

'Yellow Ruffles' is my personal fav. That is one scary looking gay.

naughty · 06-22-2008

I was groovin' off the orange striped socks. Can he make his own toes curl up and go away?

Mem · 06-22-2008

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Originally Posted by naughty

I was groovin' off the orange striped socks. Can he make his own toes curl up and go away?

He needs to have a house drop on him.

naughty · 06-22-2008

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Originally Posted by Mem

He needs to have a house drop on him.

See why we need you around? Mem on point for the important details! LOL!

Bbucko · 06-22-2008

This is also fagtastic:

Also, I know some people are going to object to the bunny dolls on the sofa, but that’s because they’ve never had the pleasure of kinky sex with an nicely oiled gym adonis atop a pile of hand-sewn decorative rabbit plush. Let me just tell you that it’s something you’re going to want to do again and again.

Lurid Digs: Horrifying Gay Amateur Interiors

This is perhaps one of the funniest websites I've ever seen. The premise is to deconstruct pix culled from hook-up sites and analyze the backgrounds in a deliciously bitchy fashion. It's hours of fun or