guys do you always clean up after sex? ?

dave2006 · 06-21-2008

For guys who use other means for birth control besides a condom. Do you always go and clean up after sex or are you content just rolling over to go to sleep or go about your business?

I know a lot of women will go clean up or take a piss to get a guys cum about. For myself unless I am wearing a rubber I don't feel the need to wipe her fluids of my penis or balls.

Pecker · 06-21-2008

I usually make sure the dishes are done before I go to bed.

BIGDP · 06-21-2008

Well, the rule at our house is this:

PLEASE DON'T WIPE YOUR PRICK ON THE CURTAINS!

invisibleman · 06-21-2008

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Originally Posted by BIGDP

Well, the rule at our house is this:

PLEASE DON'T WIPE YOUR PRICK ON THE CURTAINS!

I think Martha Stewart says that the opposite is a Good Thing.

Martha:

After having splendid sex, I told Fitty Cent to wipe his glazed bropeen on my K-Mart Martha Stewart Living Almondine Ecstacy valances and draperies in my personal "candy shop in mah crib" on Turkey Hill. His crusty semen stains provides a subtle marbling effect that goes well with my caramel stained wood floors.
So, you got two Martha GOOD THINGS:
1: Sex with Fitty.
2: Have him rub his cummy bropeen on your curtains.
Actually, I got those good things and I was just letting you in on the four one one.

Mr. Snakey · 06-22-2008

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Originally Posted by Pecker

I usually make sure the dishes are done before I go to bed.

Yes or take out the garbage.

Lee_M · 06-22-2008

As long as im not rolling around in it i dont care how dirty the sheets are, i'll deal with them later

OCMuscleJock · 06-22-2008

eh.. unless i'm drenched in sweat or *cough* whatever happened to be excreted during the festivities...then i'm good wiping off and heading to bed...otherwise a quick shower and sheet change can be in order...
:)

I save the rest of the cleaning for them... I always earn my right to sleep in :)

dissolver · 06-22-2008

My girl always goes to cleanup. She can't stand not to. I usually just wipe off and go to sleep.

But I always get stuck cleaning any toys we've used during sex while she cleans herself. haha.

dogtrainer · 06-22-2008

I will shower in the morning. Sex starts with my partner and I showering so I would not have to worry about washing off her juices afterwards.

hootie · 06-22-2008

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Originally Posted by OCMuscleJock

eh.. unless i'm drenched in sweat or *cough* whatever happened to be excreted during the festivities...then i'm good wiping off and heading to bed...otherwise a quick shower and sheet change can be in order...
:)

I save the rest of the cleaning for them... I always earn my right to sleep in :)

What's wrong with being covered in sweat? The aroma might make them want more in the morning.

tiggerpoo · 06-22-2008

After an encounter with my gf I always tell her that I'm not going to wash my dick for a year. I leave her juices soaking on my dick for as long as I can!!!! (Of course, I always wash it before the next encounter.)

hootie · 06-22-2008

You better wash it. If you don't wash it, it'll get koochie rot and fall off.

Proudly_Italian · 06-22-2008

Not always! I like remaining inside my wife, embrace her, and then just cuddle there or fall asleep.

art · 06-22-2008

I usually just lie there and enjoy the afterglow. I can think of few things less romantic than my partner rushing off after my orgasm to shower and scrub, as if I had some contagious disease. I will frequently lie there with my penis in whatever orifice it last entered, and snuggle and sleep that way. Wake up sex is always good, and showers are for the morning.

tiggerpoo · 06-22-2008

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Originally Posted by hootie

You better wash it. If you don't wash it, it'll get koochie rot and fall off.

That's an old wives tale - after 61 years it hasn't fallen off yet so . . .