how do you initiate sex

for those who are in committed realtionship how do you let your SO your in the mood? Do you just come out and verbalize it or is there a cetain touch, etc........

I just tell her to go get the paper bag.

too funny

Pecker that was priceless!

How many holes do you have cut out of it?

I take my pants off and walk around with a big boner.

nothing like subtlety to get him going

Lay down bitch, let's fuck,

I rub his hardon through the covers- when he's asleep.

I text something like "Do ya wanna spend some time with your wife tonight?"

Or i call him before he ever gets home from work and ask if he wants some lovin' tonight.

I'm pretty forward and ask before i hop on him naked just to be sure he's up for it. Sometimes he has to wake up in a few hours. We've worked past the paper bag by turning out the lights.

With a kiss.

I brush my teeth.

*Calls up Rouge*

Do you want some lovin from your greatest admirer?



Did that work??

Mr Hardcock, its ironic that i was just looking at your photos showing my husband how your cocks look VERY similar.

Oh really? So he'll let me have sex with you because it'll be just like you're with him?? *fingers crossed*

You'll have new bush pics later after I shower.

1. Select the perfect vintage

2. Shower, grooming myself suitably

3. Fire up the panel van

4. Check that the kerchiefs are suitably soaked in ether.

5. ????

6. Enjoy that vintage after disposing of the evidence.