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Old 06-20-2008   #1 (permalink)
Jennuine73 is offline
The Facecloth

The Facecloth
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> There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!
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> I was due for a cancer smear with the doctor later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
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> As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the facecloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the facecloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
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> I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond.
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> After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, & cooking. After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mummy, where's my facecloth?' I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter saved inside it.'
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> NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!
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Old 06-20-2008   #2 (permalink)
cocktoberfest is online now

omg hilarious!
 
Old 06-20-2008   #3 (permalink)
koval is offline

 
Old 06-20-2008   #4 (permalink)
flame boy is offline

Thats one of the funniest thing i've read in a long time! Brilliant!!
 
Old 06-20-2008   #5 (permalink)
RedScrotum is offline

Ha ...now that's funny!
 
Old 06-20-2008   #6 (permalink)
Oh_Yeah is offline

That's hilarious.

All sparkly and clean takes on a whole new meaning!
 
Old 06-20-2008   #7 (permalink)
Nick8 is online now

Quote:
Originally Posted by Oh_Yeah View Post
That's hilarious.

All sparkly and clean takes on a whole new meaning!
OMG, too mucking fuch!!
 
Old 06-20-2008   #8 (permalink)
maestro071 is offline

Wow, you made me laugh nicely, lol...
 
Old 06-20-2008   #9 (permalink)
ScaredLittleBoy is offline

Glamourpuss!
 
Old 06-20-2008   #10 (permalink)
Jennuine73 is offline

Pussyrific!
 
Old 06-21-2008   #11 (permalink)
MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK is offline

I swaer, the most embarassing things you girls get into with your kids.
 
Old 06-23-2008   #12 (permalink)
Audre'sAunt is offline

Pics????? LOL
 
Old 06-23-2008   #13 (permalink)
The Greek Dude is offline
Banned

http://www.global-b2b-network.com/di...ke_Glitter.jpg

I'm trying to imagine your vagina looking like this.
 
Old 06-26-2008   #14 (permalink)
tiggerpoo is offline

Bet it put a sparkle in his eye
 

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