the official chuck norris thread

Axcess · 06-10-2008

In this thread anyone can put their praises or blasphemies to the supreme god chuck norris .

beretta8 · 06-10-2008

Does the carpet match the roof?

marleyisalegend · 06-10-2008

chuck norris doesn't open bags of potato chips, they open themselves to allow him access to the tasty greasy goodness he's entitled to.

Axcess · 06-11-2008

chuck norris doesn't sleeps , he waits .

Xcuze · 06-11-2008

Chuck Norris is defying Gods wishes in another thread right now. He needs to back off & let the chosen one win. Seventies rejects can only win TV reality shows, nothing else!

Georom6 · 06-11-2008

Chuck Norris can Divide by 0

Chuck Norris' tears are the cure to Cancer. Too bad he never cries!

lucky8 · 06-11-2008

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he moves the Earth

stacy · 06-11-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Georom6

Chuck Norris can Divide by 0

Chuck Norris' tears are the cure to Cancer. Too bad he never cries!

this was my fave one of all the chuck norris facts!

crescendo69 · 06-11-2008

When Chuck Norris enters the building, you-know-who gets jealous, even though he is dead.

dspann · 06-11-2008

Chuck became a big time Republican supporter after being kicked in the head for the upteenth thousand time.

lucky8 · 06-11-2008

I had to, this is hilarious

Chuck Norris Facts

My fav. is #7

marleyisalegend · 06-11-2008

Chuck Norris colors OUTSIDE the lines.