Invite Your Worst Enemy Around!

I'd be scared of zapping someone in case they were into that electrosex stuff.. they'd get turned on instead of punished. Unless I could be Zeus, Jupiter, or Thor... then it might be fun. Weren't they the gods that could control lightning bolts?

*zap* not dead
*zap* still not dead
*zap* dead, mission accomplished

A. "All the time" is a serious exaggeration - I have addressed you in about 2 other threads.
B. I couldn't give a flying fuck what a jumped up little snot with issues such as those you clearly demonstrate thinks of me.
C. Have a nice life - though I rather expect you won't and will blame everyone but yourself for that.

I don't have a doorbell

I never liked revenge. I think that by hurting someone on purpose, you are lowering yourself to their level/below them.

Anyway, I thought this thread was going to be about bringing LPSG enemies together to forgive each other...
how wrong I was

Totally agree!!!

I like revenge, because revenge is ice cream.

I remember a spate in South African where cars and home security systems did reach the extremes of concealed flame throws and high volt/amp devices.

I remember both being built into cars and front gates.

BBC News | Africa | Firing on all cylinders

YouTube - South African Car Flamethrower

Don't they still have them?

Should be standard equipment... ;-)

Isn't it odd, that man is at his most inventive, when he's figuring out a way to kill someone.

That has brought us very far... Or not!!!

The thing that really scared me was the idea of a RNA or DNA virus. Basically an engineered germ that specifically targeted to one group of people or one persons DNA, infects them and liquefies them from the inside out.

So devastating a weapon, it could be sent to you in a envelope.

Oh, well. I get so much white powder by envelope anyways, so...

Actually it does:

define: electrocute - Google Search

Maybe you meant they would 'get an electric shock'.