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Originally Posted by JasonDawgxxx My mom has a friend a real hag,Well i loathe this stuck up face pulled so tight witch so much.Well one night I was driving home and needed to take a

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Old 06-10-2008   #16 (permalink)
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My mom has a friend a real hag,Well i loathe this stuck up face pulled so tight witch so much.Well one night I was driving home and needed to take a dump.So i did on her front doorstep.To this day she talks about it.She thibks someone on her block did it,lol.
I like your style. Leaving dawgshit on her step! Unfortunately I can't shit on cue so I'd be stood there for hours waiting for a bowel movement
 
Old 06-10-2008   #17 (permalink)
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Unfortunately, LPSG is the wrong place to leave death threats, however well intended.
 
Old 06-10-2008   #18 (permalink)
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Well one night I was driving home and needed to take a dump.So i did on her front doorstep.
With what did you wipe your ass?
 
Old 06-10-2008   #19 (permalink)
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With what did you wipe your ass?

The possibilities are horrifying...
 
Old 06-10-2008   #20 (permalink)
JasonDawgxxx is offline

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With what did you wipe your ass?
Kleenex,left on her doorknob
 
Old 06-10-2008   #21 (permalink)
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The possibilities are horrifying...
Seems like the joke's him. (Or all over his ass.)
 
Old 06-10-2008   #22 (permalink)
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Kleenex,left on her doorknob
I was mistaken! Yowza! So tell us how you really feel about her! LOL
 
Old 06-10-2008   #23 (permalink)
JasonDawgxxx is offline

Oh shes a horrid snob of a woman.If you"ve been to the moon well shes been to mars twice.2 bit actress hag.My mother knows I loathe her so she keeps her away from me,lol.
 
Old 06-10-2008   #24 (permalink)
vince is offline

My worst enemies have gotten worse than a tingle on the finger...
 
Old 06-10-2008   #25 (permalink)
koval is offline

shoot those idiots who sends you spam mail
 
Old 06-10-2008   #26 (permalink)
sweet_ass is offline

I'd invite Jesus around. Would like to find out if he's as forgiving as they (John, Mark, Luke, Matthew, Lazarus...) say.

Yes, I am going to hell.
 
Old 06-10-2008   #27 (permalink)
JasonDawgxxx is offline

Revenge is served up best with a hot juicy crap on the front porch,if ya ask me,lol.
 
Old 06-10-2008   #28 (permalink)
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Am I really the only person who finds the idea of someone leaving human excrement (their own or anyone else's) on someone's doorstep and doorknob just a tad on the sociopathic fucktard side?

Really - that says so much more about the perpetrator than the victim.
 
Old 06-10-2008   #29 (permalink)
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Am I really the only person who finds the idea of someone leaving human excrement (their own or anyone else's) on someone's doorstep and doorknob just a tad on the sociopathic fucktard side?
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Really - that says so much more about the perpetrator than the victim.

You beat me to it again MB. You would rock at Jeopardy I bet.
 
Old 06-10-2008   #30 (permalink)
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I'd invite Jesus around. Would like to find out if he's as forgiving as they (John, Mark, Luke, Matthew, Lazarus...) say.

Yes, I am going to hell.
Love your style - I think I would invite all the religious guys around Jesus, Mohammed, Budda - what have we...

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Am I really the only person who finds the idea of someone leaving human excrement (their own or anyone else's) on someone's doorstep and doorknob just a tad on the sociopathic fucktard side?
No - it's more than just a tad.

Dawg!?!?!
 

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