LPSG Reputation.

I was attempting to interject humor into my post, sometimes I fail at being funny.


You mean I bought you a ring. Ignore got the money for your ring from my pocket. I usually give Ignore 10's and 20's when she gives me table dances, but lately she's been asking for 100's so she can buy a ring for some sucker she's using to pass the time.

"Young and Hung" is now "Show Off"

probably to discourage the twinkies.

Oh I see. Hmmm, it wasn't really obvious - I know you and Hazel Montana have had 'issues' so you can see where I got it from...

My issue with Hazel is the strong language and insults that are the salt and pepper of his posts. He's on occassion had some brilliant ideas but constantly has to throw out insults to prove his point or argue against someone else's. I know, I know, ignore him. But you gotta hit that 'view post' button you just gotta! Whatev, se la vie. I'm going to go have me a ham and ranch-dressing sammich. And some soft chipsahoy chocolate chip cookies, and some grape juice. Oh god I'm getting horny.

Barnies? Qu'est-ce que c'est barnies?


Please tell me that fucktard didn't take that seriously.

I guess parents aren't the only ones that just don't understand...

Purple dinosaurs, dahlin', we've had a few purple dinosaurs...

Altercations - cuntwad


Naughty boy, changing my words without a credit - I shall be speaking to your mother... Where is DF?

I am here.
The HGod is more than able to take care of such an unworthy annoyance without help.
Actually the HGod has pulled his punches with this little man a little like a cat with a mouse.
Why ever would I spoil his fun?

Actually - I wanted to have words with you about that deliquent misquoting me - Would you be so kind as to give him several sharp lashes on my behalf? Thanks ever so

I would Darling but I have yet to find rope strong enough to hold him to deliver said lashes.
Me thinks an investment in Hemp rope is in order.

Yes, he said. This may well be the biggest understatement about me possible...

I honestly have no clue if it does or doesn't. Precede me, that is. For better or worse.

I responded to one thread, thought I was just being myself and someone replied back, oh I heard about you.
wtf, heard what I wondered.

Sorry, my distaste led me to wishful thinking

Cuz you know you gotta get yo' 2 cents in.