House Husband

my cat considers me a house husband. Primary duties are feeding and watering her as well as cleaning litter box. anything else is secondary. ummm... no sex.

Where do I send my resume and audition DVD?

I am on Fridays. I don't work on Fridays. I do all the chores around the house so that my wife and I have the weekend free to get on our Harley and ride someplace. Sometimes I'll finish the chores around 2 or 3 PM and then sit down to the internet and watch porn. She always knows when she gets home due to the large bulge in my pants.