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Originally Posted by Calcium Need to get robbed and also see hundreds of cars riding on 28s. lol thats funny for some reason

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Old 06-15-2008   #16 (permalink)
hyffe_beats is offline

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Originally Posted by Calcium View Post
Need to get robbed and also see hundreds of cars riding on 28s.
lol thats funny for some reason
 
Old 06-15-2008   #17 (permalink)
bearsnotcubs is offline

too bad you won't be visiting chicago :)
 
Old 06-16-2008   #18 (permalink)
englishrose123 is offline

I ain't going to USA to hook up with guys, i'm going to travel!!

p.s. to the guy who sent me the message from San fran, send it again plz, i accidently deleted it, whoops!
 
Old 06-16-2008   #19 (permalink)
xlongride is offline

did I mention I live on a lake with a nice boat
 
Old 06-16-2008   #20 (permalink)
Geordie182 is offline

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Originally Posted by englishrose123 View Post
I ain't going to USA to hook up with guys, i'm going to travel!!

No I know, but it seems odd that you would make a thread when you are going to America, when you didn't have a thread for England, or did you and I am making incorrect presumptions?
 
Old 06-17-2008   #21 (permalink)
circumstances is offline

restricting the criteria to under 25 makes this thread full of "no." ;)
 
Old 06-18-2008   #22 (permalink)
capslock is offline

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Originally Posted by englishrose123 View Post
Hey all. I'm going to be visiting these places in America during June and July. Orlando, Daytona beach, San Fran, LA, San Diego & Vegas.

I'm looking to possibly meet up with a hot guy (or girl if theres any on here!) during my travels. Under 25, really good in bed, and good looking is a must! Please only PM if you meet the above criteria and you're from one of these places and have pics in the PM or on your profile! it'll save both my time and yours because I won't reply otherwise!

Ty
I'm way over 25, over weight, over worked, but way over looked. I think you sound adventurious. I'd love to take you on a drive through wine country, where we would enjoy some great chow and wine. Call it a form of oral sex!!!! Then I'd take you to one of those secluded cabins that have no phones or TV's, just a fireplace. I would kiss you and nibble around you neck, venturing to you large, wide breasts... softly massaging you frame until your breath gets heavy. Soon you find a welcoming pressure in you crotch from my hand. We keep kissing and petting until your panties are off and we start grinding. Soon you feel this soft round warm mass pressing against your pussy. It rubs against your clit until you breath becomes moans. You raise your hips to align your pussy and the feel this round tangerine size mass stretch you hole. you let out an uncharacteristic grunt as it shoves aside your Gspot.

You start to hump harder and harder, soon you hear what sounds like little farts. Almost confirming the girthy mass thats plunging deeper inside of you, you write it off as a queef. Until you hear this unceremonious BerFFFFFFFFFrrrraaaaaaaaappppppFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-pweeep! Wait, that couldn't have been you. No normal pussy can do that! Oh wait.. its starting to smell like shit... sort of like a pungent sulfer mixed with mildew. you look up and see that its not brad pitt wheezing and sweating over you... Its me! You look down, and almost feel a sense of inadequacy seeing my man-boobs almost dwarfing your ample boobage. You pull away, feeling your clit tugged at as my thickly mushroomed dick head clears your 'gina. A once suitible member now dwarfed and nearly lost in my rippling folds. Like some mythological creature it retreats into my folds. You quickly get up, causing the air in your tented pussy to burst out a wet and flappy queef. You think its an appropriate way to part.

As you run off, you almost appreciate how well CA wines masked your judgment!!!
 
Old 06-18-2008   #23 (permalink)
Mr. Snakey is offline

Welcome. Enjoy your stay
 
Old 06-19-2008   #24 (permalink)
DrummerInATL is offline

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Originally Posted by joshworley View Post
You have to stop in Memphis,TN...Need to get the history of America in your system with the BEST BBQ and music.
The best BBQ is in Texas, silly.
 
Old 06-20-2008   #25 (permalink)
HowBigIsHuge is offline

send me a message if you like what you see
 
Old 06-21-2008   #26 (permalink)
bigepimp415551986 is offline

im in san francisco
 

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