Little old lady called the Adult store:
store: good afternoon. Balls R Us; how can we help you.
lady: does your store sell adult toys.
store: yes mam... anything you might want we have.
lady: errr, mmm... vibrators??
store: certainly, we have an excellent selection.
lady: do you have a 10 inch one?
store: yes mam, and we have them even larger if you like.
lady: shocking pink?
store: pink, passion purple, raunchy red, and bodacious black... are among our most popular.
lady: mmmmmmm
store: do you have any more questions?
lady: please! how do you turn it off?????
store:
click... 
