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Originally Posted by lucky8 You misspelled propose oh the irony!

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Old 06-03-2008   #31 (permalink)
wellhung123 is offline
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You misspelled propose
oh the irony!
 
Old 06-03-2008   #32 (permalink)
Jiann is offline

Seems like a good enough deal
I'm Canadian and here is how I measure :
XTube Videos

And I'm in need of a us green card and I like your tits, so I think we may have common interests.

Oh wait, do you offer guarantees ?
 
Old 06-03-2008   #33 (permalink)
24cm_member is offline

I'm in Canada, but unfortunately am too young to be ready to settle down.
 
Old 06-03-2008   #34 (permalink)
mattrichards is offline

very odd thing to post and very strange way to go about lying, we already know you are a guy posing as a chick. I've never met anyone who got off on making up an obscure story that lacks sexual stimuli. The blonde girl in the pictures is pretty hott but I doubt she would have to look online for a mate. If it were the case I would suggest wearing non-provocative clothing and trying to meet a man in a healthy environment...not a bar or club. As for the 69 thing try lying on your "sides" this may help with your issues.
 
Old 06-03-2008   #35 (permalink)
cigarbabe is offline

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very odd thing to post and very strange way to go about lying, we already know you are a guy posing as a chick. I've never met anyone who got off on making up an obscure story that lacks sexual stimuli. The blonde girl in the pictures is pretty hott but I doubt she would have to look online for a mate. If it were the case I would suggest wearing non-provocative clothing and trying to meet a man in a healthy environment...not a bar or club. As for the 69 thing try lying on your "sides" this may help with your issues.
This made my day! Hahahaha!

Oh the issues!
What the hell is a "Blushy Blonde"
cigarbabe
 
Old 06-04-2008   #36 (permalink)
TinyPrincess is offline

^^ LOL
 
Old 06-04-2008   #37 (permalink)
Zoeappeal is offline

can you really do that? just ask for marriage online?

she's got ovaries...i give her that...plus canadians are hot.
 
Old 06-04-2008   #38 (permalink)
TinyPrincess is offline

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can you really do that? just ask for marriage online?
I have no idea... Let's see...


Anyone want to marry me???
 
Old 06-04-2008   #39 (permalink)
TwasBrillig is offline

Wait, now. This must be a fantastic joke. There cannot be anyone this dumb. Can there? If, for no other reason, we should open the borders for some such as her. We need the comic relief. Sigh.
 
Old 06-05-2008   #40 (permalink)
Mr Ed in Mass is offline

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I have no idea... Let's see...


Anyone want to marry me???
I will !!,Do you have health insurance ?
 
Old 06-05-2008   #41 (permalink)
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WOW now she has an internet business where she sells ...therapy perhaps? Right!
Simcha and youngstownitalian of course must be quoted for truth! *nutball *
Whatever she's selling nobody should be buying. Ugh!
I'm sure that the forms that Canada requires everyone to fill out when requesting a visa will thankfully prevent you from becoming a citizen to skeeze healthcare off of them.
If you "own a business" why not pay for your medical expenses right here? Just pay your bills like most business owners and everybody else.
cigarbabe
The problem is that I don't have 30,000 dollars for laser spine surgery. I found out about it after I already spent all my money on therapies that aren't working.
When I did have the money I was going to try it but they they wanted me to sign a waiver and also they said they might have to go ahead and do a regular fusion anyway.
So I would be out the money and possibly end up with a worst surgery than if I can wait to get it here .
The surgery that MIGHT be helpful is not yet available in the US.
There is a study being done here but I am not able to get what else MIGHT work for another year and a half at least.
If I had 30, 000 to $50, 000 I could go to Germany and see if they could help me.
I already have better health insurance than most people.
I cannot use my health insurance in any of the countries that offer what I need.
The only places that do it in the US want at least 30,000 upfront.
I could get what I needed if I was in the military or married to someone in the military.
The military surgeons do laser spine surgery
I knew I had errors in the post but I was in to much pain to continue typing.
Also I am relying on a lot of medication right now and it is difficult for me to post ( or anything else).
 
Old 06-05-2008   #42 (permalink)
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I have no idea... Let's see...


Anyone want to marry me???
Yes, I do. Anytime babe.
 
Old 06-05-2008   #43 (permalink)
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can you really do that? just ask for marriage online? She's got ovaries...i give her that...plus canadians are hot.
Gosh, why didn't I think of that? I've been signing up on dating sites and going to places where single men might be, like Home Depot and Auto Zone.

Okay fellas, I want to get married and would like to procreate, so you can't be shooting blanks. I love to cook and am quite good at it. I am patriotic and like small shiny things, like diamonds, rubies, and emeralds. I prefer men at least 6' but if you're nice, smart, funny and like bacon then that's negotiable.
 
Old 06-06-2008   #44 (permalink)
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I will !!,Do you have health insurance ?
Sure - we've had universal health care for the last odd 60 years - if you're sick you just visit the doctor or hospital. It's all for free (well, paid by taxes, so pseudo-free).
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Yes, I do. Anytime babe.
I know Tigger... But hey, what about your lovely girlfriend?

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Gosh, why didn't I think of that? I've been signing up on dating sites and going to places where single men might be, like Home Depot and Auto Zone.
Greatest dating sites in the world - Home Depot and Auto Zone.

How come the management of the companies keep missing their true potential... ;-)

ROLF, NJ
 
Old 06-06-2008   #45 (permalink)
Mademoiselle Rouge is offline

I suppose all throughout history people have been getting married for benefits. My Grandma married my Grandpa 25 years ago because he could take care of her financially, he had insurance and he wanted a motherly type that could cook but was too old to have kids.

Put an add in a large city newspaper and do some phone interviews of these people and get a feel for them. See if a man is willing to have an arranged marriage as such. Surely there is a man willing to do it, but i wouldnt count on him having all of the other physical qualities you desire all rolled up in one. You might have to give up some of the things you think you want to get the other things you need.
 

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