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Real long baggy gym shorts look retarded

The only time I wouldn't give a shit about a dude's shorts is if there was something noticably hanging under the fabric of said shorts...but that's just me. LOL!

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Old 06-02-2008   #31 (permalink)
yngjock20 is offline

The only time I wouldn't give a shit about a dude's shorts is if there was something noticably hanging under the fabric of said shorts...but that's just me. LOL!
 
Old 06-02-2008   #32 (permalink)
Mr. Bungle is offline

I like my shorts to be about knee-length, NOT fallin down around my ass... what bugs me is those shorts that go down to about mid-calf length, it looks like the dude's pants seriously shrunk in the wash or something. But hey, to each their own...
 
Old 06-02-2008   #33 (permalink)
MuscleBoundMan is offline

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Originally Posted by JrodMaclane View Post
its to keep the gay guys from seeing their shit
So let's get this "straight": I don't want a gay guy looking at my legs, so I'll flash my ass at every person, including the gay guys...right, makes perfect sense, if you're say retarded??

Does it occur to them how insecure this appears? That'll be appealling to all the women I'm sure.
 
Old 06-11-2008   #34 (permalink)
niski06 is offline

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Originally Posted by pdxman View Post
It looks so fucking stupid or am I just behind the fashion curve? Please tell me im not. Some I see even purposely pulling them down so half their ass crack is visible under their thin underwear. And how do you fucking work out like that?
No you're not behind the times...that fashion died out in about 1998 I'd say. It's for people who are way behind the times...chances are those same guys are into meth as well. That was the drug of choice with the ankle shorts and pant legs that could fit two people in them.

Or they're trying to follow a hip-hop culture that has since abandoned that kind of obsurdity.

There's an "urban" clothing store here that has clothes that are so completely ridiculous It's beyond words. The smallest clothing size they sell is XL which looks more like an XXXXl. Their shirts are cut extra long so they sit at about your knees or below...and they come in completely garish colors and patterns. One shirt is the pattern that you see during Mardis Gras or Carnival where it's a bunch of blue, yellow, red, and purple diamond shapes interlaced. Then they had ankle shorts which were bright solid green, yellow red or blue. Together the whole setup makes you look exactly like a clown. They tend to keep their stock for a really long time...like two years or more. I'm sure some of the clothes they have in there they had in stock when it was actually somewhat in style.

I'm not proud to say it but around '97 or so I wore those kind of shorts...But in my defence I was 13, young, naeive, and desperatley seeking attention from the kids I thought were cool.

But like someone said before dazzle shorts that sit at, or slightly above, the knee are what's in fashion right now...or loose sweatpants that are kind of like pajama pants but for yoga.
 
Old 06-11-2008   #35 (permalink)
OCMuscleJock is offline

hell you're in a gym... chances are if people are looking at you they are...

A...looking at your build
B...watching you do an exercise to find out how to do it
C...think you're nice looking
D...think you look stupid or doing something stupid.

(could add more to this list i'm sure...)

Everyone, gay or straight use a gym as a comparison. Even straight guys..or the ones that pretend to be :)...look at other guys in a gym. It's not sexual...just a comparison thing.

I personally hate long shorts to work out in... good mid thigh length is best...doesnt mess up your leg exercises by binding and long enough to keep your junk from fallin out the leg.. :)
 
Old 06-11-2008   #36 (permalink)
hockeyguy741 is offline

they look fucked...... shorts or just short pants but they do hide their scrawny chicken legs and the exposed ass crack allows excess gas to escape unobstructed.......
 
Old 06-11-2008   #37 (permalink)
BiItalianBro is offline

i have noticed that long baggy pant/short capri lookin thing seems to be "in" this year. i love watching slaves to fads and fashion...i have some work out gear that i bought when Bush, Sr. was president lol
 
Old 06-11-2008   #38 (permalink)
sdbg is offline

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Originally Posted by OCMuscleJock View Post
I personally hate long shorts to work out in... good mid thigh length is best...doesnt mess up your leg exercises by binding and long enough to keep your junk from fallin out the leg.. :)
I'm an active guy, and I totally agree with you.
 
Old 06-11-2008   #39 (permalink)
Cardinal is offline

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Originally Posted by yngjock20 View Post
I hate anything that goes with 9X t-shirts and Soulja Boy-esque stying. Including big ass shorts and tall socks.

First of all, wearing tall socks with shorts is retarded regardless of the length of the shorts, but when you look like your wearing coulottes and a basketball jersey...I think you need a shiny helmet to go along with that mentally disabled outfit.

YYYYOOOUUU!!!
hahahaha! now i'm picturing a bunch of baggy shorts dudes doing that dance at the gym! watch me crank it watch me roll...
 
Old 06-12-2008   #40 (permalink)
reallyhot is offline

Yup, I think there are better choices...
 
Old 06-12-2008   #41 (permalink)
sexyblack149 is online now

I think its hot to see a guy in baggy boxers or shorts. I love seeing the cock lines!!!
 
Old 06-13-2008   #42 (permalink)
ZOS23xy is offline

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Originally Posted by pdxman View Post
Obviously they are not serious about working out but I'm talking more about the look of it. Don't they realize they look like idiots?
I've seen guys--black dudes-- with that pants waistband on their hips and the underwear pulled up so you could see the color if it.

And the baggy workout pants to the butt crack.

Or walking three feet and pulling their jeans up.

The dumb looking puffy hats that are never central to the manner of manufacture.

Essentially, I grew up in the era of suits and ties and if you have the shape and figure to fit properly, you should go for it.

One thing: these styles have one good function. Several homeboys have tried to rob people wearing these ghetto garbs and have fallen down cause they're pants is toooo loooose.

And they get caught.

Form and function. I don't know. Dressing like a slob doesn't seem sexy.
 
Old 06-13-2008   #43 (permalink)
Industrialsize is offline

My gym shorts:
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Old 06-14-2008   #44 (permalink)
sdbg is offline

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My gym shorts:
Hot!
 

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