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Old 05-26-2008   #16 (permalink)
invisibleman is offline

My father has a tendency to literally cook all sorts of food on the same dang microwave plate or the actual carousel. He has nuked hotdogs. Side bacon. Hamburgers. Then when I come to use the microwave...the carousel has grease and gunk galore on the carousel. It looked like hot candle wax. It was NASSSTTYY. It is any wonder he hasn't gotten sick from cross-contimination issues.

Back in the day. Women washed the dishes. He doesn't understand washing dishes.
 
Old 05-26-2008   #17 (permalink)
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Last time I visited my mom I decided to make a pizza for dinner before she got home from work. Preheated the oven, rolled out the dough, mixed my cheeses and sliced a bunch of yummy vegetables. I was having a lot of fun putting it together, grooving around the kitchen to some music and slugging a glass of wine.

BAM!!

I jumped like there was a gunshot and couldn't figure out what the fuck that was.

BAM!!

Another one? What the fuck?

I open the oven and flames shoot out. Awesome. Just a quick flash and then it died down. So I peer inside to find a bunch of charred remains of several exploded bags of potato chips.

Tells you everything you need to know about how often my mother cooks. She uses the fucking oven as a pantry.

You have made my entire family laugh. Sounds like my mom, actually.
 
Old 05-26-2008   #18 (permalink)
dreamer20 is offline

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Last time I visited my mom I decided to make a pizza for dinner before she got home from work. Preheated the oven...

Tells you everything you need to know about how often my mother cooks. She uses the fucking oven as a pantry.

My mother has kept pots in her oven. In mine the gas oven's pilot light keeps the oven warm making it a suitable place for leaving bread to rise and drying wet clothes or shoes etc. I habitually check inside my oven before heating it as I accidentally singed a pair of socks on one occasion.


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Doesn't seem to make sense to dry anything in a microwave. But what do I know? Haven't owned one since 1995. My wife called it "the tea warmer".
When a gas oven was not available to me and the weather was cold and damp I have used the microwave to speed up the time taken to dry my hand washed garments. When the clothes were steamy and almost dry I hung them up to complete the drying.
 
Old 05-26-2008   #19 (permalink)
rico27 is offline

Thank goodness it wasn't more serious NJ....that could have taken another ending.
 
Old 05-26-2008   #20 (permalink)
SpeedoMike is offline

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My mother has a gift. She can break unbreakable...
I got a reputation at work for being able to crash any application...
 
Old 05-26-2008   #21 (permalink)
Oh_Yeah is offline

Happy Microwaving!
 
Old 05-26-2008   #22 (permalink)
x704 is offline

Damn NJ that's bad. Never heard of drying parsley in the nuker. Good luck in getting a new microwave, don't forget to shop around for the best deal. As if I needed to tell you that Pricegrabber.com Microwave Ovens - PriceGrabber.com


For future reference:
NEVER EVER EVER EVER heat distilled water in the microwave! It won't boil if it reaches the right temperature the first thing you put in the water, a fork or even a sugarcube, will cause the water to explode. The Discovery Channel's Mythbuster guys will show you YouTube - Superheated water

Microwaves are useful and fast but this is fast too YouTube - How to cook an egg in 10 seconds
 
Old 05-26-2008   #23 (permalink)
naughty is offline

PA,

perhaps it wasnt anything she did. Maybe your microwave just decided to die or get a short at that time and go out in a blaze of glory. But it is interesting that she has issues with electrical appliances. Some of us are like that. I can make a computer loose its mind in a minute. LOL!
 
Old 05-26-2008   #24 (permalink)
EagleCowboy is offline

Dang!!
Better be careful darlin'!! Don't want my NJQT to get scorched!!

It seems I'm microwave poor. It's like everyone wants to give me a perfectly good microwave from time to time. The last one I got was given to me by my girlfriend's best friend for showing her a *AHEM* really good time. I wound up giving it to my dad.
 
Old 05-26-2008   #25 (permalink)
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Dang!!
Better be careful darlin'!! Don't want my NJQT to get scorched!!

It seems I'm microwave poor. It's like everyone wants to give me a perfectly good microwave from time to time. The last one I got was given to me by my girlfriend's best friend for showing her a *AHEM* really good time. I wound up giving it to my dad.

Wow, you get microwaves for "Ahemming" people? I wonder what you get for a Yeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhaaaaaaaawwwwww?
 
Old 05-26-2008   #26 (permalink)
EagleCowboy is offline

ROFLMAO!!
Wanna find out??
 
Old 05-26-2008   #27 (permalink)
njqt466 is offline

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Thank goodness it wasn't more serious NJ....that could have taken another ending.
This was nothing! The last time my mom set fire to the kitchen she got a new kitchen out of it.


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Dang!!
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Better be careful darlin'!! Don't want my NJQT to get scorched!!
I'm already hot stuff, so you know I was nowhere near the microwave at the time of the incident.
It seems I'm microwave poor. It's like everyone wants to give me a perfectly good microwave from time to time. The last one I got was given to me by my girlfriend's best friend for showing her a *AHEM* really good time. I wound up giving it to my dad.
I'm supposed to give small appliances as a thank you for *AHEM* Good Times? Darn! That was not in the 21st Century Guide to Manners and Sexual Etiquette.

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Wow, you get microwaves for "Ahemming" people? I wonder what you get for a Yeeeeeeeehhhhhhhaaaaaaaawwwwww?
I'm not sure but I bet I need to re-activate my Sear's card.

 

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