05-25-2008
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#1 (permalink)
| | | The way to tell if he's well endowed? I've been trying to figure out ways to tell if a guy is well endowed before jumping in bed... (at the point of meeting as opposed to the point of entry!)
This is pretty anecdotal, (with the exception of 1 guy) but whenever I ask if a guy has measured his dick, ALL of the ones who "claim" not to have ever measured are on the very small side. I think they are scared of the follow up question.
Anyway so I think just asking a guy if he thinks all men measure and if he ever has, is a pretty quick weed out for the below average ones. Thoughts? | | | |
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05-25-2008
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| | | all men do, or have measured. i can see the thought behind your reasoning. | | | |
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05-25-2008
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| | | then again some guys may be uncomfotable answering the question all together so that's why they say they've never measured. i've been asked by a couple girls and am sometimes reluctant to tell them my size before they see it because i don't think they'll believe me. having a girl think you're lying about your size before you've had sex is kind of frustrating sometimes. | | | |
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05-25-2008
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#4 (permalink)
| | | I think asking a guy if all men measure is a clever and very savvy way for a woman to assess whether the guy is hung. You are obviously one sharp lady. | | | |
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05-25-2008
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| | | Would you be okay with a guy asking about your pussy or tits before he goes further? Sounds offensive to me. | | | |
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05-25-2008
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#6 (permalink)
| | | Another thing is I think guys want to be sure they are appreciated for themselves; mind, body, etc...not just the size of their cock.
I don't think I could be with a girl that only liked me for my dick, and didn't appreciate what all I truly had to offer. | | | |
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05-25-2008
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| | | Also if you just tell people you measure they may think your conceded an care about it way to much.
and as Lucky said they may think your lying,as for me i wouldnt mind proving it given i wasnt in the middle of the street or something. | | | |
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05-25-2008
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#8 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Mr. Hardcock Another thing is I think guys want to be sure they are appreciated for themselves; mind, body, etc...not just the size of their cock. | Speak for yourself.  | | | |
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05-25-2008
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Originally Posted by assman69 Speak for yourself.  | What, you want to be appreciated simply for your dick? | | | |
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05-25-2008
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| | | Tall, thin (not pathetically thin) guys almost always have big dicks, the athletic slender types are the best. I find the type of nose and fingers are good indicators as to it's aesthetic qualities too. Now I've been with guys who aren't fit or athletic (very few as that is my type) and some of them have big ones too, but it's pretty sure fire if they're tall but not big boned, wide or genetically flabby. Quote: |
Would you be okay with a guy asking about your pussy or tits before he goes further? Sounds offensive to me.
| I wouldn't be offended if you asked me, because I ask guys about their size, I consciously strive to be non-hypocritical.
We all know though that if this thread had been started asking of a way to tell if a girl is tight or has big or small lips, there no doubt would be some females crusading for vengeance, despite being on a website that glorifies a specific male physical quality that they prefer over others.
If it happens I will come to the defense of you fellows ;) | | | |
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05-25-2008
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Originally Posted by anettenorge Tall, thin (not pathetically thin) guys almost always have big dicks, the athletic slender types are the best. I find the type of nose and fingers are good indicators as to it's aesthetic qualities too. Now I've been with guys who aren't fit or athletic (very few as that is my type) and some of them have big ones too, but it's pretty sure fire if they're tall but not big boned, wide or genetically flabby.
I wouldn't be offended if you asked me, because I ask guys about their size, I consciously strive to be non-hypocritical.
We all know though that if this thread had been started asking of a way to tell if a girl is tight or has big or small lips, there no doubt would be some females crusading for vengeance, despite being on a website that glorifies a specific male physical quality that they prefer over others.
If it happens I will come to the defense of you fellows ;) | i like this girl. | | | |
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05-25-2008
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#12 (permalink)
| | | I've been trying to figure out ways to tell if a guy is well endowed before jumping in bed...
I think just asking a guy if he thinks all men measure and if he ever has, is a pretty quick weed out for the below average ones.
My response would be:
"You have such a pretty face! Do you think all women measure to see exactly how far open their vaginas will stretch? And do you think all women stick rulers up their vaginas to see how deep they are? Because, really, if you haven't done that and you cannot tell me the precise maximum dimensions of your vaginal capacity, then I will be forced to assume that you are a below average woman, and I'd rather find that out now rather than after we've bothered to find a place to go to bed together. And while I'm standing here, would you provide me with your measurements? Because if they are not 42-18-36, you are not the perfect woman for me, and I really don't want to be disappointed to see you naked and find out I bothered with an imperfect, average woman after I've paid for a room."
"No? You won't tell me? Awwwwwww. That's so sad, because you have such gentleness behind your eyes and seem like such a nice girl. Oh, well, I have to go then, because for me, because I'm perfect, it's all about the numbers. Bye-bye now. And good luck."
What are you doing looking for a straight man in San Francisco anyway? | | | |
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05-25-2008
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#13 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Steinweg9 I've been trying to figure out ways to tell if a guy is well endowed before jumping in bed...
I think just asking a guy if he thinks all men measure and if he ever has, is a pretty quick weed out for the below average ones.
My response would be:
"You have such a pretty face! Do you think all women measure to see exactly how far open their vaginas will stretch? And do you think all women stick rulers up their vaginas to see how deep they are? Because, really, if you haven't done that and you cannot tell me the precise maximum dimensions of your vaginal capacity, then I will be forced to assume that you are a below average woman, and I'd rather find that out now rather than after we've bothered to find a place to go to bed together. And while I'm standing here, would you provide me with your measurements? Because if they are not 42-18-36, you are not the perfect woman for me, and I really don't want to be disappointed to see you naked and find out I bothered with an imperfect, average woman after I've paid for a room."
"No? You won't tell me? Awwwwwww. That's so sad, because you have such gentleness behind your eyes and seem like such a nice girl. Oh, well, I have to go then, because for me, because I'm perfect, it's all about the numbers. Bye-bye now. And good luck."
What are you doing looking for a straight man in San Francisco anyway? | LOL...wow. That was...just great. | | | |
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05-25-2008
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#14 (permalink)
| | | The only way to know the size of a man's erection is by witnessing his penis in an erect state. | | | |
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05-25-2008
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#15 (permalink)
| | | This is a big cock forum, this is not a gay forum or a lets all compliment each other despite what we really think forum or a political forum. It is a forum dedicated to large penises. Large penises... | | | |
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