I'm not a very catty person, so vengeful shit doesn't usually enter my mind.
I did, however, create the illusion of vengeance when my phone accidentally auto-dialed my ex while I was getting really thoroughly rogered by a new friend. I'm pretty vocal in bed, as was my new friend, so the 15 minute voicemail my ex got from me left nothing to the imagination about exactly what was going on and how much I was enjoying it.
To this day he insists I did in on purpose. |