Stuff that's like semen.

If you leave Soy Lecithin granules in a bit of milk or water, it turns to the translucent look of semen... and has a similar consistancy.

Yea... I was bored and this post is completely inane. =D

Also, cut open an Aloe Leaf. :3 That stuff stretches out like precum. >3

mucus...

Oh man...Kraft Caesar vinaigrette. It looks like grainy cum and tastes like it too. I fed a bit to my then-roommate asking what it tasted like to him and he was like "Did you put pepper in cum and feed it to me?"

That's classic. XD


Dick-sneeze =D

Ah-choo....

Get back to your root working... Oops! Where are my manners? Bless you're heart! Now, get back to your root working!

Nivea moisturizing lotion can look somewhat like cum if it is squirted out of the bottle in the right way!

The right way being... just above your ass, on your face, chest, or belly? :3

Cetaphil bath cleanser looks like thick/gelled spunk and kind of feels like it.

Ivory dishwashing liquid.

The marshmallow in chocolate marshmallow ice cream.