"Baddest" or "Nastiest" thing you have done

bigbiboy · 06-02-2008

I once went camping in for the weekend with a guy friend when I was about 16 and spent 90% of the time either letting him bareback me or blowing him off. The other 10% of the time i spent in the camp sites shower block washing his cum out of my sore ass. not very safe sex but it was good honest dirty gay fun, and it felt sooooo nice getting a warm load of spunk shot into me. oh! and I let him go ass to mouth a few times, gross if your thiking about it but quite sexy and cool in the heat of the passion.

Also more than a few girls and one guy have pissed in my mouth and I've eaten a girlfrinds pussy after she came home from a club and she had just been fucked out side our house by another guy. His jizz was all over her bush and panties, but she just pushed my face into her used cunt and told me to finish her off as he was too quick.

Fed Agent · 06-02-2008

this thread is crazy!! anyway, i frequent a local "gentleman's club" and occasionally go into the theatre so i can fuck some hot ass. I took it in the ass once and I shit the load of jizz all over the floor. I usually only go to get sucked and to fuck but will sometimes let a hot guy ride me bare back...i hate condoms. I know it's not safe but gaaawwwdd it's fun and feels great. I've done it all in that theatre, sucked guys off, been sucked, fucked, been fucked, gave some facials, been jizzed all over, you name it...it's a great place and I love to go after I finish weight training and am pumped and muscles are hard.

AZBiGuy · 06-04-2008

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Originally Posted by pieterjoke

Putting a picture of me in the nude with my face on it here at LPSG, I never thought I would do this.

I certainly enjoyed your pics..

Lee_M · 06-05-2008

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Originally Posted by diesel82

let a girlfriend convince me to let her fuck me with her dildo

My kind of guy

HyperHulk · 06-05-2008

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Originally Posted by jdoe86

Where do I start? I've done lots (and I mean LOTS) of nasty/kinky/"baddest" things. Nasty? Well, there was a time when I picked up this gay guy at an adult bookstore. We went to his place that he share with a friend. We started a 3way and the highlight was me on the edge of the couch, a guy riding my cock and the other one getting between my legs to feed me his 7" cock up my ass. Not really nasty until you get to the part where I didn't clean out and they didn't care. They were doing ATM (ass to mouth for those who don't know what it means) and the stain I left on the couch was hella nasty.

Kinky is kinda hard to define. I'm into a lot of kinky stuff. Some find my fetish of watersports/golden showers super kinky/nasty and as much as I'm into anal (give and receive), a little shit doesn't really bother meas long as it isn't getting near my mouth.

(Oh, I almost forgot, I jacked off onto someone's food before)

I'm not sure what's more shocking, your story or that you're only 10% gay? Your 10% is greater than most guys 100%.

geocycle · 06-10-2008

Hi - my first post.

A couple of years ago, while working in a different country, I became friends with a few girls, one of whom was not far off from getting married. They called for me to come during the bachelorette party and I ended up going home with her and her friend. We had the most incredible sex while her friend was in the next room sleeping. And we kept on for the next few days until I left.

She was so hot, and it was so evil … I performed like a superstar. I would stay rock hard after cumming … it would take 2 or 3 times a session just to wear me down a little. She would cum so quick when I ate her out and beg for me to cum in her mouth and on her. The sex was awesome. She even bled the first or second time. I was also in much better shape at this point.

At one point, while we were all drinking and smoking, she discussed sex with me and my size with her friend (that friend, who as it turns out was not sleeping), in the presence of a couple of other people … was probably one of the hottest moments in my life so far. I just sat there, coy.

Of course it all ended up a complete disaster. I’m a little older and wiser, and I now understand what goes around comes around.

marleyisalegend · 06-11-2008

The baddest thing I've ever done?

*snickers*

I'll never tell

jdoe86 · 06-11-2008

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Originally Posted by HyperHulk

I'm not sure what's more shocking, your story or that you're only 10% gay? Your 10% is greater than most guys 100%.

I put myself at 10% right now because that is about how much male/male sex I have right now. I'm engaged to a 20yo who can almost keep up with my sexual needs, but once in awhile I need some cock to suck or a hot ass to fuck (her ass is way too tight for my thick cock). There was a time when I was 50% gay. My total for sexual partners are around 350+. About 125 were guys, 30 were transsexuals (preop), 2 post ops, and the rest were women. By the way, post op transsexuals are HOT!

pavement · 06-14-2008

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Originally Posted by gotabigone

I fucked my ex in the bathroom at my oldest brothers wedding. Sonny Corleone style....

Fucked another girl in the corner of a billiard hall. Came all over the wall and nearly got caught by the bartender....

Took my current gf to a Broadway show. It was so bad I took her to the bathroom and fucked her. I came all over the toilet (which I felt kind of bad about considering I had trouble cleaning the clear juices off the white walls and toilet) and as I walked out of the stall a 40 year old man walked in, saw the high heels under the door, said "oh my God, Im so sorry and walked out".

Nothing better than sex in public.

How do you know he was 40 ?

Hellboy0 · 08-21-2008

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Originally Posted by Zarate555

i am 16 1/2. when i was 15 i went to a party with my older brother, where they were drinking, i got drunk too. i ended up almost blowing my brother when i past out

Phew...bet you're glad you dodged THAT bullet!

As for me, can't really think of anything I've done that's the 'nastiest'...it's all good, as far as I'm concerned: 3-ways, saunas, blind-folded, dp's...seems all pretty normal, really.

Except for a 2am hookup at a bus stop in the hills above where I live. Met up with this guy I chatted on line. And we fucked for 3 hours straight (came at least 6 times between us). Only stopped cuz the sun was coming up on a Sunday morning and cars were driving by!!!! It's the nastiest cuz I've never been fucked that many times by the same guy in the same night. Couldn't sit without feeling that for the rest of the week.

daddyknows · 08-22-2008

all right, this friend who says he's super straight but is never seen with a girl, had a birthday. i hosted it at my house and ordered the cake from a bakery. before the guests arrived i jacked off into a martini glass. i then carefully made a hole through the frosting of a corner piece of cake and dumped my load inside the cake, smoothing the frosting over the top. guess which piece the birthday boy got. i was hard the whole night and could not fucking stop laughing. i never told anyone. it sure was fun to feed this self-proclaimed stud the baby batter! is that nasty enough?

geocycle · 08-22-2008

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Originally Posted by daddyknows

all right, this friend who says he's super straight but is never seen with a girl, had a birthday. i hosted it at my house and ordered the cake from a bakery. before the guests arrived i jacked off into a martini glass. i then carefully made a hole through the frosting of a corner piece of cake and dumped my load inside the cake, smoothing the frosting over the top. guess which piece the birthday boy got. i was hard the whole night and could not fucking stop laughing. i never told anyone. it sure was fun to feed this self-proclaimed stud the baby batter! is that nasty enough?

I'm not one to talk (in this thread), but this one takes the cake for nasty. Ugh.

atomicTIGER · 08-22-2008

This is my one and only time I was with a guy. I was outside on my balcony and this guy walking by stopped and asked me to give him a blowjob. He wouldn't stop bugging me so after a while I decided to do it just to get him to leave me alone. So he came around to my door and I let him in. No sooner than I closed the door and he pushs me down on the bed and whips out his huge cock. He rammed it in my mouth and is going nuts fucking my mouth. So deep it is choking me. He wouldn't stop deeper and deeper till I nearly gagged. And then I pushed him away so I could breath and I just wanted to finish him off to get rid of him so I started sucking just enough to get him off and out of my apartment. Then he pushed me back and started the deep throat stuff again. And then he said "Im going to cum" he was going to let me not swallow I guess. But I figured it would make a mess so I just let him cum so deep in my throat I wouldn't have to taste it. So he exploded in my mouth and I quickly swallowed and then it was over. He pulled his jeans up and I was thinking he would do me now. I pulled my rock hard throbing cock out and he just took off out the door. I never saw him again.

rbkwp · 08-22-2008

Atomic Tiger

YOU sound like my type of Str Guy
Can you give me yr Physical Addy so i can walk by and we can create your 2nd and only time (kidding)
NICE to read on a Saturday am in Bed .. Atomic .. but overall he sounded like a Real Ass'
reciprocation is usually the norm huh'
Cheers
enz
--Sorry Op- i really cant come up with a Bad nor Nasty Time!
Have been trying to think of such since noticing your thread..and i dont want to make up a bullshit one.
(NOT to say they have all been pleasurable experiences/just average really)

rodboy · 08-22-2008

I once met this str8 guy in a restroom with the biggest cock ever, he made me suck his cock I went to put it in my mouth and it was a
bit fresh. He apologised and said that he ha djust been fucking his GF
and it was still coverd in pussy juice. I sucked it anyway !!
All that pussy juice went down my throat .....