My dick this, Yo' dick that

homelessmandril · 05-19-2008

anyone who's seen the Harold & Kumar movie will have heard this:

Mickey Avalon - My Dick

well, if you've read this far, you've probably heard it regardless.

so given this is a website about dicks - mine, yours, ours, everybody's - I propose a thread wherein we'll all contribute dick-related rhyming couplets, in an attempt to gain substantial props from the homies. I'll start:

My dick, blew up the Death Star,
Yo' dick's, in the back of a police car,

PS, for those without dicks, there's Margaret Cho and some other people - My Puss

PPS please dont tell me someone else has already started this thread.....

homelessmandril · 05-19-2008

ah, c'mon, play along, this is fun.....

My dick, ran the 100 metres,
Yo' dick, like Educating Rita's,

homelessmandril · 05-19-2008

My dick, got invited on Oprah,
Yo' dick, lost down the sofa,

marleyisalegend · 05-19-2008

my dick be nimble
my dick be quick
play with the head
and i'll cum quick

homelessmandril · 05-19-2008

My dick, is like a cruise missile,
Yo' dick, small, it's official,
My dick, ran against Obama,
Yo' dick, belongs to yo mama,
My dick, a Brief History of Time,
Yo' dick, sucks worse than these rhymes,

homelessmandril · 05-19-2008

My dick, designed the Google algorithm,
Yo' dick, is shaped like a prism,

My dick, in the Fortune 500,
Yo' dick, majorly stunted,

My dick, interviewed in The Nation,
Yo' dick, plugs into Playstation

homelessmandril · 05-19-2008

My dick, needs planning application,
Yo' dick, dried like a raisin,

My dick, inflates oil prices,
Yo' dick, got a mid-life crisis,

My dick, at the Rio carnival,
Yo' dick, covered in barnacles,

My dick, serialised it's memoirs,
Yo' dick, turns pubs into wine-bars,

ok i know when my time is up, goodbye all...

Mem · 05-19-2008

My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
My dick is so big, I went to The Viper Room and my dick got right in. I had to stand and argue with the doorman.
My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.
My dick has an elevator and a lobby.
My dick has better credit than I do.
My dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum.
My dick is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
My dick is so big, it has casters.
My dick is so big, I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow.
My dick is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbor.
My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick.
My dick is so big, it lives next door.
My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second, and third.
My dick is so big, it votes.
My dick is a better dresser than I am.
My dick is so big, it has a three-picture deal.
My dick is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.
My dick is so big, Henry Aaron used it to hit his 750th home run.
My dick is the Walrus, koo koo ga joob.
No matter where I go, my dick always gets there first.
My dick takes longer lunches than I do.
My dick contributed fifty thousand dollars to the Democratic National Committee.
My dick was once the ambassador to China.
My dick is so big, it's gone condo.
My dick was almost drafted by the Cleveland Browns, but Art Modell didn't want a bigger dick than himself.
My dick is so big, I use the Eiffel Tower as a French tickler.
It's so big, when it rains the head of my dick doesn't get wet.
My dick is so big, I could wear it as a tie if I wasn't so afraid of getting a hard-on and killing myself.
My dick is so big, I have to use an elastic zipper.
My dick is so big, it has feet.
My dick is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.
My dick is so big, it takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jack me off.
My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.
My dick is so big, they use the bullet train to test my condoms.
My dick is so big, it has investors.
My dick is so big, it seats six.
My dick is so big, I use a hula hoop as a cock ring.
My dick is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole.
My dick is so big, King Kong is going to crawl up it in the next remake.
My dick is so big, it has an opening act.
My dick is so big I can fuck an elevator shaft.
My dick is so big, it has its own Wheaties box.
My dick is so big, I have to cook it breakfast in the mornings.
My dick is so big, the city had to carve a hole in the middle of it so cars could get through.
My dick is so big, every time I get hard I cause a solar eclipse.
My dick is so big, it only plays arenas.
If you cut my dick in two, you can tell how old I am.
My dick was once set on fire for a Dino DiLaurentis movie.

homelessmandril · 05-19-2008

rhyming couplets people, rhyming couplets....

sorry to be pedantic, but i feel like this thread could become as big as 'Ask a cow', 'Kimiquiesha's Wedding', or even '19yo 8" on yahoo cam' if we all chip in.

ok, just a few more before i finally f*ck off:

My dick, big bunch of roses,
Yo' dick, deep vein thrombosis,

My dick, defeated 300 Spartans,
Yo' dick, as portrayed by Steve Martin's,

My dick, c'est comme une belle weekend*,
Yo' dick, more like a weak bell-end

*yes, 'un weekend' is masculine, shutup.

StapledShut · 05-19-2008

My dick is bringing the stampede like a taurus
Your dick is begging for it's life right before us

Pecker · 05-19-2008

my dick clean
yo' dick green

bigboy9239 · 05-20-2008

My dick... is fit for a trucker...
Yo dick... is a sad mutha f@#ker...

My dick...it provides me great protection
Yo dick..sadly..it can have no erection

StapledShut · 05-20-2008

My dick is like a cruise missile, long hard and agile
Your dick is Tom Cruise, bitch it's short frail and fragile

StapledShut · 05-20-2008

I call my dick Clark, because it's still going strong
And I call your dick Cheney, 'cause it's already gone

My dick is their Everest, it's a challenge to throat it
Your dick can only say the same because nobody wants to hold it

My dick's a work of art just like the Taj Mahal
Your dick is ballpoint graffiti in a bathroom stall

My dick is so large, they say I'm packin' like a suitcase
Your dick smells strangely like your little sister's face

My dick is the king, so bless the monarch's head
Your dick is like The King, bitch 30 years dead

homelessmandril · 05-20-2008

My dick, spins in a circle,
Yo' dick, like a four-inch Urkel,

My dick, went ten rounds with Tyson,
Yo' dick, got a hole with some mice in,

(ps MAD props for the Cheney line)

My dick this, Yo' dick that

anyone who's seen the Harold & Kumar movie will have heard this: Mickey Avalon - My Dick well, if you've read this far, you've probably heard it regardless. so given this is a website about