My dick this, Yo' dick that

My dick, big as a the sequioa
Yo dick, a dented can of goya

My dick is so big you know it's got it's own zip code
Your dick barely registers a radar blip though

My dick is the holy grail, the ultimate crucible
Your dick is hollow like the promises of Lucifer

My dick has got milfs lined up as far as the eye can see
Your dick is offensive, labeled Parental Advisory

MY Dick, Has been compared to King Kong
Yo Dick, why it's merely a ding dong

My dick may be normal,
My dick aint that thick.
But unlike yours
I don't cum that quick!!

My dick..gets me lots of ass.

Your dick we cant see with a magnifying glass..

My dick, strong like Alamut,
Yo' dick, belongs in Lilliput,

My dick, the defence team for OJ,
Yo' dick, sliced off the fairway,

My dick, posed for Lucien Freud,
Yo' dick, ugly, mongoloid

My dick, wise like Hammurabi,
Yo' dick, fucked up like Zimbabwe



alright i think i just had my Dre-fell-off moment, goodnight.