My dick this, Yo' dick that

My dick, the reincarnation of L. Ron,
Yo' dick, invested in Enron,

My dick's, in the Sistine Chapel,
Yo' dick, smells like falafel,

My dick, a stunt double in Top Gun,
Yo' dick, need manual stimulation,

My dick, walks on the water,
Yo' dick, takes delivery orders,

My dick, big like a steeple
Yo' dick, belongs on little people

My dick, like Haile Selassie,
Yo' dick tried to fuck a Cornish pasty,

My dick, hangs in the toilet,
Yo' dick's like penne, after you boil it

My dick, fell off the planet,
Yo' dick, arrested, remanded,

My dick, got a suite at the Hilton,
Yo' dick, got a layer of stilton

I gotta give props where they're due..."Yo' dick, belongs on little people" you made me spit soda all over my monitor, sir....

my dick, be fuk'n hard and studly
yo dick, be shriveled and stinkin' funky

My dick, stretch like elastic,
Yo' dick, declined like ya plastic,

My dick UN, Security Council,
Yo' dick, got crushed by a anvil,

my dick-has been charged with harassment
yo dick-the world's SOURCE of embarrassment.

My dick, outran the po-po,
Yo' dick, like Quasimodo,

My dick, got a little surplus,
Yo' dick, sideshow at the circus

incidentally thank y'all for playing, you don't know how happy this thread makes me.....

Hey you guys...I don't want to see any of these rhymes on a video...OK, well maybe I do..I know I can't keep a straight face....this shit is funny.

Declined like ya plastic?

smells like a falafal?

My dick, won the Indy 500,
Yo' dick, socially blundered

My dick, needs it's own bedroom,
Yo' puss, got a sign 'Max Headroom'

(little twist there, see?)

My dick, ran fo' Congress,
Yo' dick dolled up in a dong-dress,

My dick, ring-a-ding-ding-ding,
Yo' dick, looks like Swamp Thing!

My dick, big and thick like tree trunks
Yo dick, been sprayed by at least three skunks