What Would MacGuyver do?

I dropped a $100 bill through the sewer grate...What would MacGyver do?

He'd probably spell his name right for a start.

Either use something like chewing gum and string to get it out, or somehow open the grate.

Cry....cause thats half a tank of gas down the shitter

Thanks dong20 :p

Though, it should be MacGUYver, just cause he's such a...guy.

Get a long bamboo rod...long enough and thick enough to pass the grating and to the one hundred dollar bill. Chew some gum until it loses its flavor. Put it at the end of the bamboo rod. Then slip it through the sewer grate. Hit the bill and up it will come with the rod when you pull back out.

If you are wondering about it being really nasty after being in the sewer grate...you can exchange the nasty bill at a bank for a fresh one hundred dollar bill. (I did that once after finding three quarters of a damaged twenty dollar bill. I took it to the bank and they gave me a fresh twenty dollar bill.

I think he would get my money back with a paper clip, clothes pin, nail polish remover, table salt and silly string.

Love it!

I/m pretty sure it would involve soy sauce, fishing wire, Gold Bond Medicated powder & a luffa sponge.

I imagine he'd head for the nearest sewer outlet, dive in with a single lung full of air, swim up the drain for perhaps half an hour until he reached the grating picking up your lost $100 bill in his teeth enroute. Then emerge tousled yet bone dry and, smelling of roses hand it to back you, crisp and dry with a smile.

Then, he'd take you to dinner before finally leaving to build a shopping mall with some toothpicks and paper napkins he stole from the restaurant.

When you think of what MacGyver (happy dong20? ;) would do, post your own calamity you need MacGyver's help with.

Reminds me of a favorite joke:

Two fellas are sitting doing their business in an outhouse (one of those "two holers"). The first fella gets up, and as he's pulling up his pants, a quarter falls out of his pocket into the pit. He sighs, reaches into his wallet and throws a $20 bill down the hole. The second fella asks "Why did you do that?" The first replies "Well, heck, I ain't goin' down there jus' fer a quarter!"

Call Chuck Norris...lol

MacGyver and I are driving down a deserted highway in the middle of Bum Fuck Nowhere. The car breaks down. What does he do? (No cell phones or on star!)

Jen I think "Mac" would "*blow me" then give me a hundred bucks just because he's a nice guy!
* {giving head}
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