You know how those Mexicans are...

I've heard that guys from Philly have cum so thick it looks like the cheese on their cheesesteaks.

Legend has it that Texas men are hung like longhorns

I'ts been rumored that Chuck Norris has balls of steel.

"I've heard that guys from Philly have cum so thick it looks like the cheese on their cheesesteaks."

LOL..good one! Gives new meaning to "one wit".

I've heard North Jersey guys cocks are so long, they can use them as belts.

No kiwi man is under 8" and they all have balls like two hard boiled eggs hung in a wet hankie.

I've heard that beagle pups from New Zealand will hump anything and everything within sight.

Not too sure bout that,but speaking for myself...i can shit tiffany cufflinks.

I heard that Mormons invented the trebuchet.

^that's a LIE!!! everybody knows it was blind midgets!!!!

Blind midgets were the first trebuchet test projectiles. Because blind midgets are totally badass.

Take my word for it vince...it's true!

I heard that pacific islanders instinctively know which way is north. Is this true?

Jews are great at piloting UFOs.

Black people have big dicks.

Italians make gelato out of seaweed.