Doctors' reaction to a boner during a physical exam.

Darpon · 05-16-2008

The first time a female nurse saw my 3-foot cock, all of the sexy women in or near the building came running to me. We all had a massive orgy, while all of the people I ever hated in life gave me all of their money and possessions, before they walked away and decided to never bother me ever again. The amount I ejaculated throughout my 20 orgasms of the orgy fed all of the women for 4 days straight.

Just sayin'.

retracted · 05-16-2008

Then did they use your cum as glue to apply the wallpaper?

nightmarez · 05-16-2008

ROTFL, this topic rules... It made my day...

Calcium · 05-16-2008

I squirted hot cum all over this thread.

Completely true story.

StapledShut · 05-16-2008

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Originally Posted by Calcium

I squirted hot cum all over this thread.

Completely true story.

Too bad the thread is a whore and wasn't impressed. Otherwise that'd be a pretty cool story.

The Greek Dude · 05-17-2008

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Originally Posted by xrambaldicodex

[...] completely true story.

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eyemready · 05-17-2008

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Originally Posted by Mademoiselle Rouge

Atleast keep the length of your cock consistent.

My problem is the length of my cock is consistent.

Jovial · 05-17-2008

This is my favorite doctor and boner story from LPSG. It's from an old thread.

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Originally Posted by FieldRatt9

About 5 years ago I was real sick and went to see a doc but they gave me a nurse practicioner(sp) instead. She was older and nice. Found out I was borderline diabetic. She gave me some meds and a kit to monitor myself. I forget the meds but about an hour after I took them I got an erection that would not go away. I spent a painful night with either full hard on or just about with no in between. I called her office in the morning and they had me go in. I felt embarrased in my bathrobe for one but there was no mistaking I was erect under it. Normally I'm alittle over 9 inches but I was a fat purple 10 if not more. I was supposed to be the first one in but I guess so were the other 10 people. When I finally went in I was given a paper robe but I declined it. I sat there on my robe with my purple pole in the cool air. I sat under the vent. A nurse walked in but I was past the shyness by a long shot. Her eyes opened wide, she read the clipboard she had and walked out. About 5 minutes later another nurse walked in and took my "vitals". She asked me if it hurt, I said yes aches alots and so did my testicles. The "Practicioner"(sp) came in about that time and said...well looks like we had a bad reaction to the meds? I said yeah, looks like it. She said something to the nurse and she left and came back with a jar. Meanwhile the "Doc" had put on some gloves and was feeling around my sac. Does this hurt was all she could say and yes was all I said. She asked me if I wanted to put the cream on or if I would feel comfortable her doing it. I said will it help the pain? Yes so I said go ahead. The cream was cool and had a numbing effect. Say what you want but I didn't care if it was right or wrong it felt good and helped. I lay back on the table and she said just relax and if I feel an orgasm coming on to let her know. As she "massaged" me she explained priapism and the dangers of it plus the meds I took were thinners but that the dose must have been too high. She asked what my normal size was I said 9 or so. She said thats above average and had the nurse who I had forgotten all about measure me 10.125 !!! Girth was 7. She asked if I would consider circumcision I said no. Her strokes were slow and firm. With the other hand she massage my sac. If it wasn't for the sharp ache/pains I would've enjoyed it more. All of a sudden I felt myself ready to shoot as I jerked she placed a urine sample bottle to my purple head and slowly stroked me to full orgasm and some. I shot alot and she caught it all. There was some blood in it she said and handed me an ice pack. Although I didn't hurt as much I was still almost fully erect. She said either I get a shot of soak in a cold tub. I cleaned up but she had cleaned me out. I went home and soaked. Took a nap and woke up 3 hours later fat but limp at least. My results were negative and I went on a diet for 3 months. I don't dream about her but I remember how good it felt. I'm not going to report her if it was wrong.

hotwetkiss · 05-17-2008

When I was doing my medical training my first out of the ordinary encounter was when we were carrying out an examination on a young lad of about 16. I was sooo shocked that anybody that age sould have such an enormous willy

. He had put on a gown for the examination but instead of tying it up around the back he had put it on back to front.
He just stood there with the hardest and biggest erection I had ever witnessed. After the examination was completed the Dr turned to me and said "that young man is going to be very popular with the ladies" to which I went bright crimson from head to toe.

maestro071 · 05-17-2008

You ever had problems with That, due to ...hmmm...size?

Kewlbeans · 05-17-2008

Too bad this post has been hijacked.

Back on topic. I got hard at the DR and he just kept going with the exam. When it was over he very casually said, "you're well endowed and everything seems to be in order". Very clinical and prefessional. I do love knowing that he saw me hard. Kind of hot.

625girth · 05-17-2008

I had a lot of sports physicals in my youth and never had a hard on problem. I did have a doctor comment that i was rather large for my age. I did have a lesbian nurse practioner give me a physical for my DOT dr lic. we did the hernia, cough, cough test. she gave a couple quick strokes of my cock, and said "cut" to the nurse in the next room doing the pencil & chart work. then she stood up & whispered that her ex-husband could use what I had and left the room. she did a few more exams as the years went by, but never said anything again.

SpeedoMike · 05-17-2008

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Originally Posted by 625girth

I had a lot of sports physicals in my youth...

Readers Digest printed an item about a school district contracting with a young female doctor to give football physicals. when one embarrassed dude had his balls grabbed and told to cough, he stammered "does your mother know you're doing this???".

as for doctor's office orgiastic exams, does Blue Cross pay for them?

geeka · 05-23-2008

The shrink is calling...get back in your cage on the six floor of the hospital!

Guy-jin · 05-23-2008

This reminds me of this one time I went to the doctor. It was the first time I had a migrane. Soon as I walked in the door BAM hot load of thick, white cum all over a nurse's lab coat. Then she took me to the waiting room and made me sit on the butcher's paper and I was sitting there for ten minutes and I was bored so I took out all the tongue depressors, licked them, put them back, then I took out my 10.5 inch cock and started stroking because fuck I was bored. Then another nurse, bustier than the first and with a low cut labcoat, came in and BAM steaming, creamy cum all over her glasses. And then instead of putting the sphygmomanometer on my arm, she put it on my dick and started pumping it up but before long I was a full 13 inches and then BAM a giant, slushy semen fountain all over the room. They took me to a new room (because the first one had so much cum in it) and the doctor came in to talk to me about my headaches and she was taking notes and she looked so ridiculously hot with her DD boobs straining underneath her little doctor outfit, with the stethoscope hanging down into her cleavage and that little metal circle thing doctors always wear on their heads that in just a couple of minutes my penis was at least 14.5 inches, busting through the little paper gown they made me wear. She noticed and was all, "Oh, is something wrong? Let the doctor help..." and then BAM a load of epic proportions bursted through the cloth of the gown, knocked the ceiling out and started filling the room. The doctor was so pleased with herself, she stripped down and took a shower in the cum fountain pouring out of my dick but before long the room was filling up and there wasn't anything I could do, so I grabbed her and we swam up, up, up, up as the ejaculate filled the entire building, causing it to almost burst at the seams. We just barely made it to the hole in the ceiling in time and after we did, she seemed like she wanted to go on a date so I used my cum-cannon dick's ejaculation power to blast off and take flight. We flew all the way to Paris and ate a baguette in view of the Eiffel tower. We were married that night, just before the entire planet died because I came so much that it blocked out the sun and caused a global extinction event.

Good times. Good people.