Jonah Interview (talks about/shows his penis)

He is an interview with Jonah Falcon (the man with the largest penis in the world.) on Jensen (Dutch television).

At the end he shows his penis ;)

Here is the link;

http://www.rtl.nl/(channel=rtl5,progid=jensen,zone=rtlgemist.rtl.nl/jensen,vm=/shows/jensen/home/,ord=1210950847140)/system/video/wvx/components/shows/jensen/miMedia/2008/week20/di_langste_penis_13mei.avi_plain.xml/796.wvx

Nice link,

but Jonah looks a bit weird to me. Or is that just me?

(My apologies to Jonah, himself, if he is offended by this. I know he's a member here):

Very interesting clip. First really definitive interview I've seen with him. For those who have only read the infamous 'Rolling Stone' article, this clip illustrates more humanly how painfully shy and awkward Jonah is. You can almost see in his facial expressions and body language what kind of sheltered and uncomfortable childhood he must have had. I sort of feel sorry for the guy.

It's one thing to have the biggest penis in the world; it's quite another when all your life you've been treated like someone on display at a freak show. Eventually one begins to buy into the attention, reluctantly performing for the people because that's the only life you've known.

Listen to his speech pattern as he describes some of his sexual activity with women. It's almost "40 Year Old Virgin"-ish; the scene where Steve Carell is trying to boast to his friends about his experiences, but has nothing really to go on.

Perhaps it was simply nerves from being on a talkshow. What's more, a talk show where the host and another guest are talking about you in another language, like you're some kind of specimen. Jonah himself says he's not very comfortable in large, public situations (which may lend creedence to the kind of adolesence I referred to earlier).

While I'm sure Mr. Falcon sees himself more as an actor or writer, his bread and butter, unfortunately, is his penis. This interview really opened my eyes to the old addage "the grass isn't always greener..."

Great post.

And to think all we have is Oprah and sanitized late night talk on our shores.

Where does one possibly begin? An unarmed human punching bag (Jonah Falcon) subjects himself to a bilingual quick-witted Dutchman who hands poor Jonah the verbal shovel to bury himself. At least his stage attire wasn't Spandex, although a fine tailored suit could have been worn in place of the lime green shirt.

Was I mistaking or did Jonah attempt to covertly rub himself on-stage before a live European television audience? My goodness. He looked to be in a panic most of the time that his penis wouldn't be in the usual 9.5 inch flaccid state. When the host finally said in effect "show it now buddy because we're at the end of the program" Jonah's poor frightened penis was scarcely over a hand long...even as he attempted the old penis twirl and stretch trick a' la HBO Private Dicks. Adding insult to injury, the shower scene showed an organ about 6" long hanging from an incipient roll of fat.

On the plus side I hope he had a good flight aboard KLM to Amsterdam from New York.

I am saving this delicious interview for posterity!

Jonah's penis during happier times: Daze Reader: Jonah Falcon has a huge penis


Important caption note: During this record attempt Jonah's face bears a pained determined grimace similar to famed Olympians like Al Oerter during his historic four Gold Medal discus throws!!

OMFG, that guy with elephantiasis in his balls. That's just unbelievable !

He seems so uncomfortable. It's painful to watch.

Totally. And I'm still not convinced. He is to 13" what rocco is to 9.5".

Yes, it was. I felt badly for him...and it did seem he was trying to fluff it a bit during the interview. And age doesn't help (take it from one who knows).

Been there done that. Having to entertain the dumbasses around poolside saying stupid shit like, "Jeez, that thing must get to be 14 inches long."

Yeah...right. Go take a fuckin' hike buddy.

The interview keeps stalling.

he was obviously giving himself a semi and trying to pass it off as soft...i could do the same thing with my semi...and that pic of him comparing it to his arm....it only goes from the middle of his palm to the middle of his forearm....i'll believe it when i see it

Isn't this the same show that had on Omar Williams ('Big Willy') with a big focus his size? Do the producers of this show have some kind of big penis obsession? Unrelated, I'm pretty sure it's also the show where Snoop Dogg called Bill O'Reilly a prick etc.. It's on youtube somewhere..

I am betting that going on a talk show is nerve wracking enough, but when you are in front of a live audience and discussing your cock, it had to be pretty tough. I have spoken with Jonah on here and he seems a little on the shy side. That is what my impression was anyway. He should have slapped that other guest with it.

Jonah has a SAG card. Now if he could only leap past the "this is my just my flaccid penis and it gets a lot-lot bigger...honest...really it does!!"

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One of the most prescient lines occurs near the end of the episode and one I'm sure Jonah can relate to: "My mother! She's coming home from work!"

it wont play for me. I dont know why